Trump puts on a big show, but really, he’s a doofuss.
“We’ve gotta be nice and cool,” Trump said to himself after predicting an Election Day victory. “Nice and cool. All right? Stay on point, Donald. Stay on point. No sidetracks, Donald. Nice and easy. Niiiiice.”
He was, in fact, reading that off the teleprompter, not realizing that it was a message from Kellyanne.
Trump: This shows that I can learn despite the fact that I have a brain of a 10year old. Everyone, including Putin, thinks I have potential. Media is scared of me so they lie and scare people.
“We’ve gotta be nice and cool,” Trump said to himself after predicting
an Election Day victory. “Nice and cool. All right? Stay on point,
Donald. Stay on point. No sidetracks, Donald. Nice and easy. Niiiiice.”
Is he talking to a puppy or a presidential candidate?
Saw that on the morning news. He looked nuts–well, he always does but extra loony doing that.
Hillary’s “unhinged”, eh?
Have you looked in the mirror today, Donny??? That’s the face of “unhinged”.
Hillary’s as cool as ever, and as far from unhinged as you can get.
In a nightmare, I just picture one of those stubby little orange fingers over a big red button marked “nuclear arsenal” and a bigly irritating voice mumbling, “Don’t do it! Don’t do it!..Ahhh, what the fuck.”
I guess Thorazine really is a wonder drug…
I’m amazed Donnie let his keeper’s get close enough to dart him.
Material for a new HRC commercial in the closing days of the election. Thanks Donald.
My guess at the very last words said to him before hitting the stage:
Nice and cool. All right? Stay on point, Donald. Stay on point. No sidetracks, Donald. Nice and easy. Niiiiice.
Don’t say pussy, don’t say pussy, don’ts say pussy…