No, Donald, right-wing terrorists of both the Mid-East Theocratic and Euro-American White Nationalist varieties are hoping and praying for YOU to be President.
You betchaâŚthey âknowâ how ineffective this âdoctrineâ has been while the Republican doctrine allowed them to grow, steal money and equipment and partner up with Russia.
The âI know you are but what am Iâ candidate strikes again.
This is the exact opposite of what is happening out here in the âRealty-Based World.â
Our president salutes the wisdom and courage of The Donald.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âCalling this âthe greatest day of my life,â a visibly moved Barack Obama held a news conference on Friday to thank Donald Trump for granting him U.S. citizenship.
âThe issue of whether or not I was a U.S. citizen has been a dark cloud over my existence for as long as I can remember,â a tearful Obama told the press corps. âOnly one man had the courage, wisdom, and doggedness to make that cloud go away: Donald J. Trump.â
The President, who had to halt several times during his remarks to compose himself, praised the Republican Presidential nominee for ânever giving upâ in his quest to prove that Obama was born in the U.S.
âA weaker man would have said, âI donât need this in my life,â but Donald Trump was always there for me,â the President said. âOver the past five years, barely a day went by when he didnât call me and say, âBarack, I donât care what a bunch of crackpots say. You were born here, and Iâm going to prove it once and for all.â â
The President said he planned to spend the day celebrating his U.S. citizenship with his family. âItâs great to be an American, at last,â he said.
When asked if he had any message for Trump, the President paused for a moment. âJust this: I love you,â he said, a tear trickling down his cheek.
Good thing hopes and prayers work just as well for them as they do for us, ammirite?
Terror Muslim IsIs and peoPle over therE praYfoR Clinton becaUse shE is baD at kiLLing terror. Baby Jesus god loVes trumP becauSe he will BrinG the HUrt to eviL Muslim terror!1!1!!!1!1!1!!one1!!!1!1!!!
Everythingâs the opposite in Drumpfistan.
except they really want Trump. Link is above.
Trump is the perfect MIRROR candidate; Everything he says about the opponent is just him talking to a MIRROR.
No. If that were true, theyâd be quiet now. They are doing everything they can to get Trump elected because he can be goaded into the kind of conflict they are looking for.
in recent polling 4 out of 5 terrorists were in favor of Drumpfy being elected - read the results in the latest LA Times poll.
trumpet may not have heard because heâs always talking and never listens that Secretary Clinton was in the room when the decision was made to take out a particularly murderous terrorist. As CIC sheâll lead the team that takes out the next one.
âI will bring an end to these senseless acts of violence. They are wrong to say that weâre in a fight about ânarratives.â These terrorists pose an existential threat to our country, our values, and our way of life.â
I donât know how Trump intends to âbring and end to these senseless acts of violenceâ, but I do know that HE is the" threat to our country, our values, and our way of life"!
are you sure you didnât mean John Miller not Jason?
Sorry orange one, that would be you!
They actually use your words and image as a recruiting tool.
That would be hilarious, if it werenât so sad that youâre running for POTUS, of OUR country!
Wrong again, oh, orange shitgibbon.
This was the car that Mr. Rahami was driving to the bombing sitesâŚ
The terrorists will be far happier if Trump wins, as his anti-Muslim bias fits into their plans to alienate Muslims from the West.
But OTOH, theyâll do just fine with HRC, as her pandering to Netanyahuâs Israel is not a shabby consolation prize.