I think the Tweeting legit takes him all day to compose. And still comes out like word vomit.
If heâs not sitting in front of the boob tube heâs planning his next ego fix, er, âcampaign rallyââŚ
Which, of course, shows just how out of touch with reality he actually is: there definitely is NOT going to be a Trump, Round 2. Chances are increasing daily that he wonât even finish out this one.
The bullshit just rolls off his tongue, doesnât it?
One unnamed White House aide cited Trumpâs upcoming trip to France and said it âmakes senseâ for him to take âa couple days off between the one last week and this one.â
Low energy?
Eight, maybe ten hours a day tops.
On Tuesday, unnamed officials gave Politico differing explanations for Trumpâs empty schedule, which has been largely blank since the President returned on Saturday from the G20 summit in Hamburg.
âSta-mi-na. She doesnât have the stamina to be President. I have the stamina.â
Boy, itâs really a good thing that Drumpfie has so much more stamina than Hillary. Who was, like, on the road nearly every damnâ week she was Secretary of State with an average of 28 countries per year under her belt. And a total of 956,733 miles flown during her tenure.
Drumpfie goes to two cities, and comes home to collapse⌠Sad.
What a coincidence that CNN would just happen to be discussing the very subject on tv that Rump ends up revenge tweeting about.
Not.
No, no, you have it wrong. He wasnât watching TV â he picked it up via his tinfoil hat.
A president who hasnât been seen in days?!?!?
Trumpâs finally got the lead in a âHome Aloneâ movieâŚ
Funny how CNN was running a banner reading âWH paralyzed by jr.s e-mailsâ and dumpster claims everythings great and that he hasnt time for TVâŚ
Palpably unstated at the Judiciary Committee, âHave you seen the cray shit Trump just tweeted?â
Needs learn where France is, and the best way to sneak into the country to avoid protestors.
For someone that doesnât have time to watch TV, isnât isnât it odd that so many of his tweets are about the media?
Odd I say. Strange even. Dare I say, itâs inconceivable!
Hungry for dressing, toast and friesâŚ
Slightly OT: the bitch is back. Kellyanne CONway says Trump resistance is hurting America.
Among her best jokes:
HmmmmmmmâŚmaybe Dems learned that from someone, yup, I believe it was McTurtleâŚ
Heâs going to France for BASTILLE DAY and no one in the WH gets the optics??
You keep using that wordâŚ
Iâm have a pleasant daydreamâŚ