Yeah, the guys who leaves prayer mats in the desert ! I remember them…
Nothing unites like fear and hatred!
It should be pretty easy for the news networks to do some interviews. Let’s hear their story first hand.
Kate: The word that Rump was desperately trying to spell was "emergency."
And no, the Border Patrol didn’t need the Dotard to tell them that the “caravan” was coming.
ETA: if Rump is looking to “change laws”, he might want to inquire within his own Party, you know, the ones in power, if maybe they can get on that.
Yup. T rumpp is a national emergy.
I’ve never heard of a mental illness where one symptom is increasing use of Random Capitalization but I Guess there’s Always a first Time.
I always assumed it was the malignant narcissism that gave these folks the SENSE OF URGENCY needed to GET THEIR POINT ACROSS.
(I know, it’s irritating and boring.)
I’m usually not much of a conspiracy theorist, but I wouldn’t be one bit surprised if the rhetoric from this caravan becomes more violent towards the United States the closer they get to the border…and the closer to the election.
I guess it’s like depression or anxiety, where millions have some experience with Random capitalization but you really should see a doctor when it gets to Eustace levels like it has with Trump.
It also may be the underlying cause of … excessive use of ellipses…
… I have heard.
It’s a bit like Winnie the Pooh, actually.
A bear of Very little Brain, I should add.
Or maybe it isn’t baseless after all…perhaps the Saudi prince hid the Khashoggi hit squad there.
I am, of course, kidding. I think.
EARLY INSTEP EUSTACHIA’S SYNDRUM!
NOT CONTAGE!
BODY IS INVALID. BE MORE DESCRIPTIVE!
Seems the bot doesn’t like lots of caps.
“…unknown Middle Easterners are mixed in. I have alerted Border Patrol and Military that this is a National Emergy. Must change laws!”
Yes, Congress should make it illegal to be an unknown Middle Easterner.OH DAMN…now we’re going to get a Presidential alert about this National Emergy.
Has anyone looked into the possibility that the White House - perhaps Stephen Miller or other Republican operatives - are promoting the caravan as a means of getting the Republican base worked up prior to the midterms? It seems like an obvious dirty tricks ploy right out of Roger Stone’s grab-bag.
This is the opposite of a “Baseless” claim…
In fact it is directed precisely at the Republican base
PLEASE fix the headline.
It’s not “claims baselessly,” it’s “lies.” If you don’t want to say “lies,” then a fallback would be “makes shit up again.”