Please let it be Demon Sheepā¦
Please let it be Demon Sheepā¦
Please let it be Demon Sheepā¦
Please let it be Demon Sheepā¦
Please let it be Demon Sheepā¦
Please let it be Demon Sheepā¦
Please let it be Demon Sheepā¦
Iām in Ohio and the ads are already thick. 
advising Trump to run as an āunabashed nationalist"
Wonder how this will translate into ads.
Trump: I am the smartest candidate ever. $$/vote will be lowest for me. It will be almost 0. Imagine what I will do to the countryās budget as I am the most efficient person ever. Ever!
If Donnie has the final say over these ads, they will most likely be as tasteless, offensive and false as everything else that comes out of his campaign.
Please proceed, Cheeto-face.
Oh boy! A chance to hear Trump yell at me some more!
I can guarantee that his ads will undoubtedly have him flogging one or more of his failed product lines.
Vote for me, and youāll get a box of Trump Brand Steaks! The more times you vote, the more steak you get!
Ya gotta know how to reach the red-meat GOP electorateā¦
As a Florida resident , thanks for the warning . The mute button on the remote (which I have aptly renamed the Trump button) will be ready for the challenge
Thank [insert deity of your choice] Iām not in any of the states where the āadsā (lies) will run!
Hereās a template the scampaign will be using:
āŖā(ć»oļ½„)āāŖ We donāt need no immigration
We donāt need no gun control
No evolution in our classrooms
All in all ā¦ Heās just another prick in his wallā¦ āŖāŖ ( ļ½„oļ½„) āāŖ
http://www.truthdig.com/images/made/images/cartoonuploads/and1115j_590_444.jpg
I urgently recommend that every station that agrees to run them insist on a certified check that clears at least a week before the first ad is aired. And, at that, I wouldnāt breathe easy about it until the 90 day bankruptcy preference period had passed.
Trumps problem isnāt going to be cured with attack ads. He needs to convince people he is qualified to be President.
The ads have been finished for some time now.
Letās see how strongly theyāve been Donnie edited.
Iām sure the ads will be polished and firmly grounded in fact, just like everything Trump does. Heās a modern day George Washington and Abe Lincoln rolled into one in terms of honesty and integrity.
(My kids have informed me that today is opposite day)
Oh boyā¦incoming heady melange of hilarity and outrageā¦
Iām sure the ads will be squarely aimed at white nationalist xenophobes - just the demographic he needs to win it all.
I mean, itās not like he knows how to appeal to anyone else.
Think āNuremberg Rallies.ā
That will give you a rough idea.
Waiting for someone to show an ad, or just a video, thatās nothing but a close up of his mouth in motion ā with its bizarrely protruding lips that always seem to be reaching out for a nipple to suckle.