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Carnival Cruz actually thinks that having debate skills will lead him to victory over Trump. He’s bringing a rubber douchenozzle to a combover knife-fight. Hillary (or Bernie) will eat the survivor. Loving this.
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Well Cruz walked right into that one.
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Sick Burn
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Trump: We need to see every candidate’s long form birth certificate before we allow them to enter our event. Its only for true and white patriots.
Once you’ve gotten that ruling from the federal judge and you’re the last man standing in this presidential contest next to Donald Trump, we’ll be happy to have a debate with you one-on-one
Moral of the story for the Self-Hating Canadian: don’t try beating Trump at his own game.
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No word yet on Carly The Dead Baby Seer?
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Crus is indeed a natural born citizen…of Canada. Until the Supreme Court judges otherwise, I’ll stick with that. I know that Canada is glad to be rid of him but that doesn’t change anything.
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I heard smack down from a couple of thousand miles away.
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He really set himself up. Pfft. Some master debater.
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Best pissing contest ever. As awful as Trump is I am so enjoying his trouncing of Cruz.
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This just in from Chappaqua, NY. Hillary reacts.
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Why not just have a mud wrestling contest on pay-per-view with these guys??
Look at the image…Cruz has his fingers crossed inside his jacket I bet’cha!
Bwwahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Trump: “I’m rubba’ and you’re glue…everything you say bounces off me and sticks to yew’!..You foreign, nasty loser.”
Oh Cruz is getting a lesson and it couldn’t happen to a more deserving creature!
Trump: “Oh nasty Ted! You’re sooo’ outta’ your league. ___ Kiss it…LOSER! Kiss it!”
The Cruzmoobs are a nice touch.
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I watched Biden explaining the strategy regarding Ukraine today and thought can you imagine Trump explaining or even understanding the complex nature of whats going on there? He doesn’t even have the vocabulary let alone the patience to deal with these kind of situations.
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The Cruzmoobs are a nice touch.
TC: “Donny won’t dance with me any more! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
DT: “Teddy is cruz-in’ for a bruisin’ … He’s my little b*tch!”
“Some master debater”. Please remove the superfluous “de”.
Sacrilege! How dare you defame the images of Tina Belcher and Jimmy Pesto, Jr. with pictures of those two orcs!