You must be taking your vacation (wasn’t it?) in some alternate, reality-based, part of the world.
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He will. He’ll go off on Cruz when he should be focusing on lying about his non-existent policy.
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Do they have German language algorithms as well?
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They were reported yesterday. Clinton more than double her fund-raising than Trump (as did the DNC out raises the RNC).
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I think its pretty pointless to attempt to scrub Trump’s speech. He is going to meander off script multiple times anyway.
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Well duh.
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LOL autocorrect strikes again.
Fixed.
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We can aways hope he sticks to the teleprompter which turns him into a really, really bad and boring speaker.
Of course if he goes off-script, the batshittery will ensue.
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its 2016
so naturally that answer is no.
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And be accused of plagiarizing reality? We can’t be having any of that!
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so he is going to do a 'Carson’?
Get sexually harrassed by Ailes? I think Ivanka is more to Ailes liking, but maybe…
OH! Wait, you meant the other Carson 
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nope
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no
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Meredith Mciver exists. Heavy even pulled up her NYC voting card…
Advanced look at Trump speech:
I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.
Five score years ago a great American in whose symbolic shadow we stand today signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree is a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice.
I am proud to come to this city as the guest of your distinguished Mayor, who has symbolized throughout the world the fighting spirit of Cleveland. Two thousand years ago the proudest boast was “civis Romanus sum.” Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is “Ich bin ein Clevelander.” Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect, but we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in, to prevent them from leaving us. But we will to keep them out.
Our son Donald Jr. is 38. Our family has the same ups and downs as any other … the same challenges and the same joys. Sometimes even the greatest joys bring challenge.
And children with special needs inspire a special love. Throw in his Yup’ik Eskimo ancestry, and it all makes for quite a package.
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likely
no need now
define ‘speech’?
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Extra! Extra! This news just in! Trump campaign starts acting like every other prominent speech-giver in the world!
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They’re going to scrub the speech…and he’ll ad lib something plaguerized anyway, because he’s Donald Trump.
And no one tells Trump what he can or can’t do.
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Is it just me, or does that somehow seem strangely familiar? Nah…
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