Wouldn’t want that pristine name to be sullied.
“No, I’m endorsing the other loon.”
“No, not him! The other, other loon!”
Shorter Indiana GOP Primary:
“I’m the biggest suckup!”
“No, I’m the biggest suckup!”
“Yeah, but I gently cradle the balls”
“Says you!”
“No, says you!”
“Wankers!”
Lather, rinse, repeat…
No, don’t do it. Make Trump sue you. You understand how they’re resigning or getting raided. Odds are he’s got none to spare on such a trivial matter.
Fuck you, Indiana.
Feigning blue collar roots is sacrilegious in my book.
All right, I’ve got time on my hands and this is trivial, but I’ve found about three times out of four when I see a guy like Rokita who looks like his head was carved from a canned ham, I’m probably not going to like the guy much. Sorry but it’s true. It’s not even necessarily a bad way to look. Rokita looks like a normal guy and all. Just rarely works out for me affinity-wise. Dudes like that sit down next to you on a plane and want to start up about politics and you know where it’s going to go so you feign an interest in the in-flight magazine’s fascinating piece “Knoxville by Night: Surprisingly Sophisticated.”
It’s a cult!
Replicants. If I mysteriously disappear avenge my death.
Carl Rove and Erik Erickson both have the canned ham look perfected.
It’s definitely a thing. Haley Barbour comes to mind. Mike Ditka.
David Cameron in the UK. British canned ham!
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A calm and reticent president stands behind Rokita 100%
surely you’ll make an exception for the times Mitt Romney made campaign speeches with his sleeves rolled up? I mean, his sleeves were rolled up + one of us!
I dunno, I still give first prize to Colbert’s “ham Rove”
By Grabthor’s Hammer I will avenge thee!
I guess this explains the Gravis poll Rick Wilson posted three hours ago. Donnally +18. In Indiana. Bwhahahahahahahahah.
Cult 45.