Discussion: Trump Camp Offers Colorful Brit As Witness To Dispute Groping Claim

Oh Darcy - are you looking to get banned again? Or did your Putin-troll check bounce.

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Someone made a brilliant point on another thread today (sorry, can’t remember who or even which thread) that someone in the media just needs to ask Mike Pence:

“Would you allow one of your daughters to be alone in a room with Donald Trump?”

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Ted Yoho is on CNN.

Blitzer is the interviewer.

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Hey, I was on that plane too sitting next to this guy and he was sleeping, no way he could have seen what he didn’t see.

Press - feel free to contact me, now taking offers…

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And he’s sure it was Leeds, because that was the only time any airline ever seated Trump next to a woman.

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So he’s just your average go-to British alibi and scandal generator guy? Sounds legit

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Must-miss TV.

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" Gilberthorpe’s experience in the first class cabin of an airliner in 1980 or 1981—Gilberthorpe couldn’t remember which"

#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

THAT is the tell, right there. SHE has been unable to pinpoint the date, so THEY couldn’t pinpoint the date!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This isn’t even weaksauce. It’s just straight up pissing in our eyes haha

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I want to see Gilberthorpe’s ledgers to see if Trump’s or Farage’s names are listed for “boy procurement.”

Pence, how you like those damn fine Christian folk you’re working with these days?

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Having a little bit of a freak out here… If he was providing underage rent-boys to Thatcher’s ministers… that would actually be at the time?

Gilberthorpe says he was asked to find underage rent boys for a private sex party at a top hotel.

In a series of explosive claims about conferences at Blackpool and Brighton in the 1980s, he alleges boys as young as 15 indulged in alcohol and cocaine before they had sex with the powerful politicians.

During the years I was attending conferences between 1978 and 1985, I was a full-time political activist. At the same time I was running for office in district and county council elections.

So, does Trump own any hotels In Blackpool or Brighton? Were they traveling together? Did they travel together multiple times (since he’s so sure they never left each other’s side, yet doesn’t know which year it was)?

How could this possibly be a good defense? Even if it’s just to muddy the waters… this brown stuff doesn’t seem like mud.

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“Or did your Putin-troll check bounce.”

How cool would that be - even if it bounced. Worth framing.

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What a relief… after reading the headline, I thought it might be Russell Brand!

This is over the top ridiculous. And, it took them all day to ‘pull the facts together.’ :open_mouth:

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Wait, what…the…effing eff?!

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Wait, was this guy traveling with Trump? Was he the ‘live boy’ that politicians are always warned to avoid?

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Seriously he sounds like the kind of half-nuts loser kooks who call the police with imaginary information whenever there’s a red-ball murder case or the like.

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"She wanted to marry him,”

Overreach. How would fucking limey even know that?

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If the cufflinks have real stones it proves he is lying. Ask Charlie Sheen.

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I would love to be able to corroborate your story but Cindy Crawford (From the future) was feeding me grapes at the time. I was a little distracted.

(Edited after googling Ms. Crawford’s age at the time of the flight.

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I want to shake your hand. I really do. Inspired.

And for bonus points if the essence of this campaign could be summarized as a flavour, I think that’s about exactly what it would taste like.

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Don’t forget,

“Actually she was flirting, so anything that happened was her fault”

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