Ah, yes…it’s The Dumb B_tches And Stupid Ni(CLANG!)s Review starring Captain Donald Hugecock, Master of the Universe…
Soon to be the flagship offering on Derp TV – er, the Trump Network.
No media filters? Awesome—it’s about time these nice, wholesome, and very patriotic Americans can take their message to the people without the interference of the cuck Jewish media elites who are rigging the election for Crooked Hillary. And don’t forget those Jewish financiers who are all supporting Clinton.
Facebook? Really?
SAD!
I guess Netflix was too low-energy, pathetic, fading and on the way down to be BRAVE enough to Make America Grate Again. 
I, for one, can’t wait to find out whose advertising on Trump TV. I’m thinking rates will fall faster than room rates at the Trump International Hotel Washington. Just sayin’.
I see a lot of commercials for buying gold, and for the re-release of “The Clinton Chronicles”. 
Let’s see, what would be a good name for these new Trump and Steve Bannon Facebook and streaming web pages:
How about PRAVDA EAST!
You must be this or less to watch
IQ Range Classification
50-69 Moron
20-49 Imbecile
below 20 Idiot
Now your just being silly.
Right.
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.
Can’t wait for the Nov 9th heads exploding edition
What, you don’t believe me? Falwell may be dead, but I guarantee you that his successors and cronies would love to put that pile of steaming horse manure back into circulation.
Let me guess, Trump is winning everywhere ,with everyone. How lucky are we that we finely have a place to go to get real,unbiased news.
Don’t forget, “crooked hillary is losing the war in Mosul that she started when she wasn’t even in power or had any elected office…SAD!”
Pravda USA
As the competition wraps up, I worry about Usay, Quday and IWFH (Ivanka).
Oh, and Barron.
Some CNN guy tweeted that Kellyanne told the “hosts” “Thank you for having me.” : ) Just like on grownup news shows! Absolutely adorable. It’s a shame they grow up so quickly. : (
Who watches Trump TV? Just the standard deviants.
Sooo, let me get this straight -
Its a couple of 45 minute rants where the Rump campaign gets to say whatever sh*t they want without the interference of a messy reality.
They claim that they’re going to discuss things that the MSM won’t cover - and then proceed to talk about issues identified by the media such as polls in the MSM.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph - I can only guess that insane billionaires are funding this insanity thinking it’ll be the next Limbaugh.
This means all his surrogates will be too busy to appear on actual television, right? Right?!