Discussion: Trump Calls Russia Scandal A 'Hoax' While Touting Stock Market Numbers

Of course job creation is ticking up. Look at all the criminal defense lawyers being hired.

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Good luck to you, Mister Cobb.

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Stock market balloon filled with trump gas.

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And bless his heart.

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You and your family are spending an awful lot of time lying about a hoax, Donnie.

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Why do you think he switched from “fake news” to “hoax”?

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So the Russia Thingee has been downgraded from a Witch Hunt to a Hoax. Got it.

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When the stock market dips Donnie will start raging at Janet Yellen.

@drtv By next week we’ll learn Baba Yaga attended the June 9th meeting, too.

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I think that he’s used both terms in the past

Collusion (tune of “Pollution” by the immortal Tom Lehrer)

If you go to Washington City
Russian spies can be oh so pretty
There’s just one thing for which you must look out
The NSA’s watching there can be no doubt

Collusion, Collusion it’s always a crime
You must be careful or you will do time.

Now daddy’s first born he thought he’d flirt
With a Russian lawyer to get Hillary dirt
But word got out and it was none too soon
That Donald Junior kept changing his tune

Collusion, Collusion you’re into to it deep
You should have known not to utter a peep

Every day brings a new revelation
That transfixes the entire nation
Junior, Jared and Manafort too
Tightens the noose round you know who

Collusion, Collusion a national nightmare
And the Republicans say they don’t care

Your ship of State is beginning to sink
And away all the rats will slink
Surprise! those Ruskies could not be trusted
And now my friends you are truly busted.

Collusion, Collusion it’s the name of this rhyme
And we’re left to wonder just who will do time.

[CODA]
When you tread near to treason delete the email
Didn’t do what you oughta
No bridge over water
Like lambs to the slaughter
You’re going… to jail.

For the melody

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Dear Leaker has sent Prince Eric to lecture the lava flow and convince it that it’s not real…

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The market is not where it is “despite” the Russia story.

The market is where it is because it has decided the failed Trump regime is survivable.

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AT leaSt TrumP made thE joB numBers aCCuraTe. ThEy were faKe under OhBUmmer.

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Can you imagine Nixon on Twitter? Daily disparaging of Dean, Ervin, Woodward, Bernstein et al, the Saturday Night Massacre, the Smoking Gun in 140 characters? Hashtag #notwallowinginWatergate. That’s quite an image.

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If he calls a story that his son admitted to a “hoax” then it seems he doesn’t quite grasp what that word means.

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That would cement its Witch Hunt status, I guess:

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Let’s see… in Trump’lese, if “Fake News” means “The Truth”, then it stands to reverse reason that “HOAX” means “FACT”.

Try it, it seems to fit.

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“many people would have held that meeting.”

and you can find them in state and federal pens all across the land…

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