Discussion: Trump Brags About Making Economy 'Bigger And Better' At Easter Egg Roll

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I would not let any child in my family near that man.

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A Raw Story article said he helped color eggs, I call bullshit, he only likes things to be white

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Great bit of photo-bombing, Easter Bunny.

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“It’s great to be here - this is the hugest crowd we’ve ever had at the Easter Egg Roll amirite? Hey you 4 eyes over there - better get your mommy to help you look for eggs. And you, in the pink frilly dress - aren’t you cute. No kidding folks, isn’t she cute? Better not eat too much chocolate, you’ll get fat. Now kids, before we start, I’d like to cover the trade imbalance, and explain why the economy is working so well under me, yet at the same time, it isn’t…”

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“There’s also a nook where Mrs. Trump and other officials took turns reading books to children.”

“For her part, the first lady delighted young and old listeners alike, with a heartfelt reading of the childhood classic, ‘Horton Hears a Who and Reports the Entire Exchange Back to His GRU Handler’.”

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I fucking hate them. What I wouldn’t give to see the entire Trump clan literally crucified in the Rose Garden.

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There’s no way that many trumps should be allowed to be that close to each other. The chance that their sucking grifter gravity would exceed the threshold required to collapse into a singularity, thereby spawning a micro black hole in downtown DC, is too great. While this would undoubtedly be a great result for physicists (not to mention the health of our Democracy), it would have been a disaster for all the kids nearby.

In all seriousness, though, what kind of parent lets their kid go near a trump - any trump - much less an entire group of them?

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Are The Easter Bunny and The Donald filming a prison movie?

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A rare Tiffany sighting.

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Glendower: I can call spirits from the vasty deep.

Hotspur:
Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them?

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Trump brags about our military while schmoozing with the Easter Bunny. What that has to do with the Crucifixion of Jesus I fail to understand. But then we are talking trump here.

He never fails to brag about his own greatness.

By the way, if anyone asks, this is not ‘winning’.

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The DOW is -550 as a direct result of the trade war you started asshole!

edit: It really is not the end of the world. The beginning of the end of a very long bull market? It would seem so. The S&P also broke through a 200 day price support today.

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"A fool always finds some greater fool to admire him." – Nicolas Boileau-Despreaux

President Trump thanked the White House Historical Association and "all of the people who work so hard with Melania, everybody, to keep this incredible house, or building, or whatever you want to call it because there really is no name for it."

“It is special, and we keep it in tip-top shape," he said. "We call it sometimes ‘tippy-top’ shape. And it’s a great, great place.”

WTF is wrong with his brain? He's standing in front of the White House. A home for which there is no name?


http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/381247-trump-touts-economy-at-white-house-easter-egg-roll-were-going

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I only clicked on the article to comment on taking “rabbit ears” photo-bombing to the next level.

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I simply note in passing that Trump himself was not listed as one of the readers of children’s books at the Reading Nook.

[Your jokes here.]

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I am pretty sure that trump has no idea that the Easter bunny, egg rolls, and the word “Easter” have nothing at all to do with Christianity. They are pagan in origin and were ‘associated’ with Christianity in order to attract pagans to the new religion sweeping ancient Rome.

It’s somehow appropriate to see this ‘stable genius’ schmoozing with the Easter Bunny. Who got conned into putting the costume on? Mattis?, Kelly?,
And I doubt there was a joyous egg roll at the crucifixion.
edit to add
Right now the Dow Avg is off 620 points (2.58%)
Thanks trump. But keep bragging.

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I noticed that too!!