Discussion: Trump Blasts Cruz: 'Even I Would've Helped' Fiorina When She Fell Off Stage!

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Trump Blasts Cruz: 'Even I Would've Helped' Fiorina When She Fell Off Stage! Trump Blasts Cruz: 'Even I Would've Helped' Fiorina When She Fell Off Stage! Back to article
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“lemonade, that cool refreshing drink. Lemonade, that cool refreshing drink”

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Honest to God, WTF Is wrong with him? Trump, I mean.

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Ever the gentleman, Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump…

Hahahahahah…LOL…just a sec…hahahahah…have to catch my breath…hahahahahah…I’ll be ok…just give me a sec.

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Trap door works.

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Well… At least they finally put up a shot of Chris where he doesn’t look zombified —

Carly… not so much —

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OMG!!!

Was the floor hurt?

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I just watched the thread and to me it appears that, just like the Wicked Witch of the West, Snarly melted.

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He’s has an ugly and cruel temperament. Which attracts his supporters.

Like Jon Huntsman.

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I don’t think ol’ Ted noticed Snarly had crashed.

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We tell the truth in our jokes. For instance, “Even I would have helped her…” Yes, Donny–even you. Even a loathsome, misogynist like you. Then again, I don’t think you would have.

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It’s the lemonade theory

Now Cruz has no chance to get Indiana. Hell Trump can lose 4 contests and still get the nomination.

But the idea of rubbing Cruz’s face in the muck, because Cruz didn’t help a lady after she nearly fell.

Mind you, it’s not even close to the Rubio/water bottle gag, but it’s slightly funny.

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She didn’t fall, she saw a Dalmatian alone in the crowd and dove after it for her new cloak.

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Much as I detest Ted Cruz, it’s not clear from the video that he saw Fiorina fall. Of course to Trump, there are no grounds too flimsy to launch an ad hominem attack.

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Someone threw water on her and she melted.

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Even I would have helped her, okay?

“Even”?!?!?
“Even” because you’re known as such a anti feminist pig?
“Even” because even you don’t believe you “helped a little” on 9-11?

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because… that face —

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And a new face.

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Everybody knows bigots and zodiac killers do not help falling females.

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HAHA!
It reminds me of the time Bob Dole fell off the stage during the 1996 campaign against Bill Clinton.
Not a good omen.

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He’s probably accustomed to her many crashes. She’s excellent at crashing large companies, her own presidential campaign, the list goes on. Perhaps she has chronic vertigo.

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