Discussion: Trump Autographs Bibles During Visit To Church In AL Town Devastated By Tornado

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Remember when conservatives made fun of Democrats and referred to Obama as the Democrat’s Messiah?

Good times.

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The last thing they need after a tornado is a bunch of Bibles spontaneously combusting. Put that pen down!

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If I were a believer and by some mixup that soulless sack of rotting flesh signed my Bible I would throw it the hell out and get a new one and if I were the pastor of the church in question I’d seriously consider getting it reconsecrated just to be on the safe side.

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Make a Goad Again

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Too late!

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Wouldn’t this be more appropriate given that it’s international women’s day…?

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was he able to spell Jesus correctly for the rubes?:skull:

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Read that this was a direct quote from one of the King Trump version bibles he autographed

“God prays to be as smart, rich and popular as me every day”

Dotard J tRUmp

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Hmmmm…I dunno…how much is Hitler’s or Mussolini’s autographs worth at auction these days?

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Well, I suppose it’s better than if he did a laying on of hands.

No telling where he might put them.

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He probably wrote Miggy.

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he autographed bibles? I mean, I think it’s a book full of misogynistic fantasies and nearly completely fictive - but if I believed in it, I think that I would only accept god’s signature as not being profane

but, when mammon is your god i guess it’s OK

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Most people just deploy lightning rods

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So now trump autographs bibles and puts himself on a par with God???
Hoo boy. Hope i am not around him on judgement day.
How does signing a bible rebuild a house?

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Did he pass the plate for hush-money?

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Keeps the signee smiling when Trump bullshits HIM.

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I’ve no problem with that, because paper is prolly scarce and plenty of celebrities likely did something similar.

Now those celebs likely read the good book and eventually so will Trump.

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