Discussion: Trump Arrives In Texas With ‘Fluid’ Schedule, Wants To Be ‘Very Cautious’

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Trump Arrives In Texas With ‘Fluid’ Schedule,…

Good one.

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I hear his schedules in Moscow were fluid too.

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“During his first visit to flood-stricken Texas on Tuesday, the President will likely not visit any of the “really damaged areas” hit by Hurricane Harvey…”

Anybody know the 25th Amendment provisions for starving refugees eating a President and his wife?

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Not handing out Playdough this time?

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Wearing a FLOTUS ball cap doesn’t necessarily make the wearer First Lady.

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We had no choice; it was either them or us.

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Fuck him…I won’t be happy until I see him standing in waist-high flood water up to his fucking tie. I would also love to see Melania trying to walk in 6 inch heeled pumps in that shit too.

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Other than the low-buttoned shirt, she looks more presidential than he does. Well, in the movies anyway. He looks the same. A big, dumb oaf.

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It kind of makes me sick.

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Flotus cap! Are they marketing it already on QVC or letting demand build?

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I’m sure the secret service loves having a “fluid schedule” as they try to provide for his safety.

As do the already wildly over-strained law enforcement agencies on site.

Maybe visiting while everyone is deep in shit is not the best timing.

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I’m burning all of my ball caps; from now on, all fedoras all the time. Resist!

ETA. Fuck it. I’m going out for coffee.

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They see this as an opportunity to get a bunch of browns out of the Houston area to make the district more conservative…sort of like inverse gerrymandering.

“Oh, your house was destroyed? Such a shame we won’t be able to rebuild this part of the city or that it’ll be totally gentrified when we do. I hear New Mexico is nice…”

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Those Trump voters in Texas would be mighty disappointed to realize he can’t walk on water.

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Ha! You can’t hear Trump right now. The mic must not be on or something. (Watching the Weather Channel)

Thankful for small favors.

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If she can wade through the bull crap that covers the Oval Office floor she can wade through anything.

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Katrina and Harvey both happened during Republican administrations. Does this mean G-d is punishing the country for them being in power, because according to Fundie logic, that’s supposed to be how this shit works. Right?

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Once the water backs up the sewers, it isn’t really water anymore.

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This is the only FLOTUS cap I want to see right now.

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