Discussion: Trump Announces Chris Christie Will Take Charge Of His Transition Team

He has now passed over into full-blown delusions.

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Yuuuuuuge pick! :innocent:

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A grateful New Jersey collectively breathes, “Thank you.”

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If you believe that Trump needs a transition team, I have a traffic blocked bridge I can sell you.

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Another outstanding move. Dump has no chance.

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The bigs. The bolds. The bullies.
(except for the hands etc.)

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So I guess his son-in-law, Mr Ivanka turned the job down?
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/05/06/trump-asks-his-son-in-law-jared-kushner-to-plan-for-a-transition-team/

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TPM:

Trump Announces Chris Christie Will Take Charge Of His Transition Team

Hey, remember when Dick Cheney was supposed to help Bush pick a VP candidate? And then couldn’t find anyone better than himself for the job after all of his interviews with other candidates?

I don’t know why I thought of that. It just came to me.

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Governor Christie, do you really think this means you are joining a winning team??? Losers love losers, I guess.

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Melania has announced their new White House china pattern.

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Anyone who doesn’t bow down, who fails to worship publicly The Donald, and anyone who will not leave all his principles outside before entering The House of Trump will be turned back by the new gatekeeper…er, bridgekeeper. The road will be closed to you!

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And, Bigly, too.

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Because in the alternate universe Derpy-D inhabits, “presumptive nominee” = “presumptive POTUS.”

I saw a report that she was already looking at gowns for the inaugural balls. Oh, just thinking about Trump winning gives me nightmares. I will not watch any of the hoopla if he does win. I will be hiding under the covers.

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Christie can now start bribing people for favors for positions in the administration.

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I still think Trump will pick Christie as his VP.

It doesn’t give him anything in terms of delivering a State, or a demographic, or anything at all. But then again, when has anything Trump done made any sense?

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I will be mocking it on the internet. Until my fingers stop functioning due to the fatal alcohol poisoning I will be intentionally pursuing.

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God help us all. I have been hearing from folks who could, but haven’t started collecting Social Security, that if Trump wins they will immediately file. In Michigan when nerd poison Flint water gov Snyder was elected, tons of teachers immediately filled for retirement because they were afraid of what they would lose. We now have a teachers shortage in Michigan. OMG!

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He has also announced the music lineup for the inaugural ball

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