The day has finally arrived. Fuck!
Why do I feel like a dead man walking?
So, the tangerine buffoon has settled on an oversized overcoat and oversized suit with a too-long red tie as his uniform. He’ll be a hit at the inauguration parties in Moscow.
MOSCOW (AP) — Twenty-four hours before Donald Trump was to be sworn in as president of the United States, several dozen people packed a Moscow nightclub to get a head start on celebrating.
“Trump, Trump — it is unbelievable. Trump, Trump, he’s a superman, Trump, Trump — symbol of America. Trump, Trump, he’s really president,” the Thursday evening crowd at Arbat 13 heard an 82-year-old, Soviet-born crooner sing in English.
The small jazz club located a stone’s throw from the Stalin-era tower housing Russia’s foreign ministry might have been early, but it isn’t the only place in the capital that Ronald Reagan associated with an “evil empire” to be toasting Trump.
I’m not Jewish, but I feel like I need to sit Shiva.
Overheard at the tea party:
Obama: Sugar?
Drumpf: Yes.
Obama: Cream?
Drumpf: Please.
Biden: Polonium-210?
Obama: Joe!
Michelle: “Donald, how about a nice Molotov, I mean Mazel Tov, Cocktail?”
The honeymoon is already over for President Trump
Shocking poll numbers tell of a uniquely difficult path for the new commander-in-chief. And that’s before the inevitable scandals start
The honeymoon is already over for President Trump | Richard Wolffe | The Guardian
If anyone needs a non-alcoholic pick-me-up…
That is one of the things that will get me through this. That and the satisfaction of knowing the idiots who voted for him will suffer doubly