Only 91%? Thatâs normal. Check this link out.
Burning down the Grand Old Politburo for a generation, would be the greatest inadvertent public service of all time.
And I would have succeeded if it wasnât for those meddling amendments to the Constitution.
Trumpless Tuesdays
President Trump has expressed his frustration with what he calls âFake News.â In an effort to reduce his daily stress, we are initiating Trumpless Tuesdays.
No articles about Donald Trump will be printed on the front page of the physical newspaper, just a single box referring readers to an interior page. No headlines containing âTrumpâ, âthe Presidentâ or âthe Trump Administration,â including editorials and opinion pieces. WH or White House listed only if necessary.
No articles about Donald Trump on the initial page of the newspaper or news network websites, just a single link to all Trump articles, with the other guidelines as above.
Thatâs a fairly modest proposal, right?
I think he mis-spelled âtruthfulâ as âfake.â
Common mistake (for him).
All things dull and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty,
The lord god made the lot.
Like the lady said on SNL, Stormâs a cominâ Donnie Two-Scoops. Stormâs a cominâ
Youâre presuming that Trump totally groks the idea of news that does not issue forth directly from him and his administration.
Other people can be talking about Trump, but not from Trump? There exists an outside world that he cannot direct or influence? This is beyond him.
Do it, Donnie; you think the coverage is negative now? Letâs get that percentage to 100%!
- Promoting extreme nationalism and isolationism from the global community.
- Government-sanctioned bigotry.
- Purging of âdisloyalâ federal employees.
- Calling for all citizens to be 100% loyal to HIM.
- Pushing evidence-devoid conspiracy theories.
- Attempting to harm cities that oppose his political agenda.
- Shunning and blocking access by the mass media.
- Publicly deriding critics with daily public petulant outbursts of petty insults.
- Calls for massive military expansion (and renewal of a nuclear arms race).
- Denying health care to those in greatest need.
- Creating obtrusive physical barriers along national borders.
- Renewing calls for torturing suspected âenemies of the stateâ.
- Antagonizing and deriding leaders of foreign nations.
- Calls for invading foreign lands for the purpose of assuming control of their natural resources.
- Deliberately undermining the entire election process.
Yep, Donnie certainly seems to be following the key steps to success in âForming a Fascist Dictatorship for Dummiesâ.
On the contrary, I think the news media should stop attending Sandersâ âpress briefingsâ. There hasnât been a whisper of news out of them in months. All Sanders says is that she doesnât know or âthe President says xâ. Why go through this charade?
In general sure, that principle undoubtedly helps create the landscapes in what weâll laughing call Trumpâs mind. But I do think heâs aware of news stories about millions of dollars in Russian and domestic bribe money flowing into Cohenâs little slush fund there. He doesnât care about other people but he cares about his own fat ass and whether itâs suddenly likelier to go to jail.
I for one would be grateful for a day or a week of news not focused on Trump. Not being in the news would be his worst nightmare. There are so much more going on in the world that need attention.
Trump lies. Heâs not going to do that, because itâs a conspiracy.
Probably waterboard them. Republicans are okay with government torture now.
Blocking media coverage will only make things worse for Trump. The media will still report the Truth where they find it, and would leave Trump in his own little bubble of FOX News and Far Right Media which is growing smaller each day Trump is President.
Maybe I am wrong, I donât think I am, but most administrations are confronted with a predominance of negative news. Bad news sells.
The difference with Trump is his agenda is essentially hurtful to Americans generally. He only listens to a minority of Americans (the Fox News base) the rest of the media considers the rest of America, the vast majority of Americans, their natural audience. Trump actively targets those people as his enemies.
That would be a hoot. Trump would stroke out if the press ignored his shit for a news cycle.
If calling horrible policy what it is and pointing out the bat shit crazy tendencies of the loon in office is deemed negative, then , yesâŚthe coverage is necessarily negative.
Poor Duh Furor⌠he is in danger of becoming booooring.
And Old News.
In fairness, his pony only knows one trick.