A literal GOP trainwreck? Huh.
I hope all are OK.
I hope the driver of the truck is all right.
As far as the Republican members on the train: why in the fuck are they headed to a “retreat” when they barely work 3 weeks out of the fucking year?!
What the fuck is a GOP train? Now they got their own fucking train?
A train with GOPers maybe?
Parched Trump Takes Quick Sip From Pudding Cup Between Talking Points / The Onion
I imagine they have a few things to discuss or they want to stay out of the MSM’s way.
The truck and driver got the worst of it. Hope he’s going to be okay.
They hit a trash truck. And yes, I’m laughing hysterically. This is the point in the soap opera where Irony rips off it’s mask and reveals its been alive this whole time.
I can hardly wait to see him with his sippy cup or juice box.
Things are very surreal these days.
Who are we to question Karma?
Yup, I got nothing
Farce or tragedy? We report. You decide.
So now these fuckers are targeting innocent people driving their trucks? Mayunn!
If they’d each chartered a private jet this could have been prevented.
Might have been a TERRORIST on his way to run over people!!!11!!
The GOP saves the day!!!111!!1!!
Welp I guess that God or maybe Jeebus has spoken… and he ain’t too pleased with these folks it seems.
Trash truck… how appropriate.
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Then again IRONY is lost on most politicians
Seriously, I genuinely hope the truck driver will be OK. Same goes for any service people and any other innocents involved. I literally don’t give a damn about any member of the GOP.
Cue the next nutjob conspiracy theory explaining the mastermind plot behind this…
Any guesses as to what form it will take?