Everything Trump touches dies. Even your retirement. Bad (or cancelled) vacation. Sad!
Great. Nothing like prepping your supremely important Supreme Court Nominee with a staff that’s exhausted, disgusted, eyeing the exists, and just doesn’t care anymore. Come to think of it, this may work out well for the resistance. Trump runs everything – communications, wheel-dealing, cat-herding – he’s liable to find some way to screw this up too, or at least win it at such cost that he no longer has any leverage on anyone for anything else. One can hope.
It’s inspiring to see these public servants sacrificing so much in the interest of destroying their country.
Smelling blood in the water, predators rally with new infusion of strength.
Trump said last week that he has winnowed his list of Supreme Court candidates to five, and plans to announce his pick on July 9.
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Friends, do you suffer from — E.D.?
“Retirement” after a 1.5 year “career” in the White House? Some great resume material there, Don McGahn, Marc Short and Andrew Bremberg!
Meanwhile, in a top secret Koch brothers facility, scientists are working feverishly to produce clones of Stephen Johnson Field, Roger Taney, and James Clark McReynolds in time for the grand unveiling on July 9th
Culpable bastards each and everyone are now going to give it one more go?
And hey what does "Per ABC, Short is now expected to stay on until October to help coordinate Senate offices" mean? How has Short’s coordinating WH and Congress to pass legislation worked out for him in the past?
Of course, the brass ring is within grasp, they’re going to stick around long enough to grab it.
“Having burned down democracy and justice, I was going to run away. But now I’ll hang around and see if I can make arson legal.”
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