Trump: My net worth will more than double (possibly triple) during the convention. I will be the richest person in the world.
- Richness as defined by Trump. Like when he spontaneously decides his name is worth millions of dollars.
One wordâŚBoobs!
âThis is the ultimate reality show. Itâs the presidency of the United States,â
It is just like Survivor⌠but with nuclear weapons!
You keep saying Manafort but I see Arthur GodfreyâŚ
Give me the time and place, reserve a seat - front row preferably, pencil me in and Iâll be there, Biggest Show on Earth, the entire fucking planet will be watching. Me? I wanna be there for the fireworks myself, but simply out of sanity, I wonât be. I can laugh from a safe place and distance, in my bomb shelter.
Trump: This will be the opportunity for my wife to show off her contours. I expect multiple modeling offers for my family during/after the convention.
And thatâs what itâs all about isnât it?
FN imbeciles!
Where the GOP has to face the ultimate reality.
Iâm sorry for the obviousness of this. But it makes me fall over laughing every time I look at it. I think this convention will not disappoint either. I just have a feeling. : )
Trump and the Republicans: Make America White Again!
*$pringtime for CBS and Moo-oon-vesâŚ*
Les Moonves: Trumpâs run is âdamn good for CBSâ
http://www.politico.com/blogs/on-media/2016/02/les-moonves-trump-cbs-220001
And above all, tasteful. Like his rich, luxurious, beautifully decorated New York Trumpenthouse.
Theyâll gild the whole arena. Itâll be like a cross between âTriumph of the Willâ and âHere Comes Honey BooBoo.â
Reality show? They already aired it. It was called âLost.â
Or âLustâ
Log Cabin will provide the color guard
Whereâs Palin? You canât have a show unless youâve got Palin.
Sheâll be getting ready back stage
