Discussion: Top National Park Official Apologizes For Miming Urination At Interior Department

ZINKE is complaining about someone’s BEHAVIOR??? That’s rich.

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Was he telling a story about what this fuckopolypse of an administration is doing to our national parks? Because then it’s totally accurate.

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So only the best people.

I have occasionally noticed, despite my strenuous efforts to avoid it, that in certain areas of the business world and other occupational situations there’s a small but distinct subculture of out-of-control crudity. You have status and get approval based on how extremely crude you can be. That’s one thing Trump brought with him. Nice job, GOP. Classy.

Still, thinking about it, even miming urination is better than those goddamn street mimes who accost you and start up with the climbing through a window and so forth. I’d like to see that classified as a form of assault.

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It would have been more appropriate for him to mimic urination in front of the White House or the Russian embassy.

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Well, that’s not the sort of behavior you would normally expect from a Park Ranger. The worst things I ever did when I was in the NPS was to hang up a portrait of Curly Howard in my office and wear penny loafers when I couldn’t find my uniform shoes. I told the superintendent that it was my impression of Richie Cunningham joins the Park Service. He wasn’t amused.

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Scott Pruitt’s mattress was unavailable.

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The best people!

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I had a boss who proudly spewed profanities nearly non-stop, even when speaking with the press. I think he thought this made him look like an iconoclast. In reality, it made him look like a &$^#% #^&%% moron.

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There are several ways I’ve noticed that people excuse this low-mindedness. But really it’s just laziness and a lack of respect for one’s self and others. I don’t mind humor about bodily stuff at the right time and place, and make an occasional ribald remark myself. But Trump on tape, that swinishness, no. I could do without that sort of thing the rest of my life.

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What? Couldn’t he wait for Scott Pruitt with the Trump Hotel mattress and the Russian hookers to get there?

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Ralph, you are my God!

And what the heck are they pulling on the other end of the rope?

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Must have be trying to recreate the magic of that night at the Moscow Hilton…

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They were discussing Trump’s Russian dossier and his love for golden showers. Zinke was pissed because it was about his boss…the dotard. If it was about Hillary…there would be no issue.

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In the alleged incident, Smith “grabbed his crotch and his penis and acted out as though he was urinating on the wall.”

“I am very sorry for my mistake in telling this story and any discomfort it clearly caused.”

Exactly how hard did this guy grab his own junk?