Discussion: Top IT Officer At DHS Resigns 3 Months After Taking Job

All Ashore !!!

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That one took a little longer. They wrote it over lunch, in about 75-90 minudtes.

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A hedge fund Bankster that couldn’t handle becoming a Drumpf Crime Family Gangster…

Low energy… Sad!

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“Most hedge fund managers stay in their high-pressure, fast-paced jobs for only a year to a year-and-a-half,” he said, according to a report by FCW. “I stayed for eight years.”

And most hedge-fund managers are assholes barely staying within the scant laws which guide their work.

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The accelerated pace of life in this new reality is a killing burden. I miss the simpler days when we measured time in Friedman Units.

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I was thinking more along the lines of …

Republican Health Care Solution: Repeal Obamacare.

:slight_smile:

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I was going to say that handling IT in that sort of enviroment sounds like, if anything, it would be worse, but then I realized he probably wasn’t the one taking service calls from all those hot shot king of the world hedge fund manager types.

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If. It. Was. A. Business. It. Would. Stop. Serving. Most. Of. The. Red. States.

Hedge funds don’t have to be scams, but they are easy places to hide scams. Paying 2 and 20 to management is a scam (and most funds no longer get away with such high fees).

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He reminds me of every arrogant asshole I ever worked with who thought he was so important that everyone else had to snap to attention and give him their best elevator pitch because his time was so precious and everyone else was expendable.

Well fuck you and good riddance.

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Three months makes this huy a long termer.

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I’m not complaining. At this rate, there won’t be anyone left working in a hedge fund.

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Wait… wasn’t Mooch a hedge fund type guy? 11 days tenure sounds about right i guess.

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In remarks at an annual gathering run by FedScoop, Staropoli said he wanted to “open the doors to the private sector” and “see what’s going on.”

Anyone else wonder what that was about?

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Hoocoodanode there’s a difference between running information technology for a small hedge fund and doing it for the federal government. Hoocoodanode, I ask you? Clearly not this arrogant little punk.

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If someone told me that the IT manager in my company spends less than 45 seconds on any one issue, I would insist that we look for a new IT manager.

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Bazinga!

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Well, I guess

He couldn’t scale up.

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He shares Trump’s attention span which is about 45 seconds. A form of ADD which afflicts many of our youth and still hinders Trump. Sad.

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Miller is a rich kid _ he has a subsidized lifestyle.

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The only surprising thing is one of the hires hasn’t walked out and said " I can’t work for these assholes, they’re fucking batshit crazy"

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