Discussion: Top Illinois GOPer Abruptly Resigns Over ‘Cyber Security’ Issues

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AKA child porn

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Translator please. Why is this fucker really resigning? Until proven otherwise, he’s a criminal who should be tried, convicted, and hung in the twi square (just kidding!).

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Maybe. He’s from my hometown in Downers Grove but I’ve always voted against him. Have no idea on family, marriage, etc. but it HAS to have something to do with little boys, girls or cheating on his spouse. Hey, he’s a Republican right? Wink, wink.

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Rentboy, meth or Grindr?

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He wants to spend more time with his family, says so right here. What if they don’t want him.

My duties in Springfield [have] meant missing a lot of events in the lives of my children. I am no longer willing to miss important family events.

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There has to be something fairly serious and career-wrecking; he’s running for cover before it even breaks, but he’s betting it will very soon. Since he referenced his kids I’m thinking it’s not child porn/pederasty related, and I doubt a marital affair would trigger this instant dramatic exit. Nor would financial shenanigans, I think. Wait a minute while I go get some popcorn. …

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Top Illinois GOPer…

Maybe the top is really a bottom.

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"…is no greater privilege than being a father and husband."
Especially once you’ve been caught doing something wrong.

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Powerfully so?

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Depends

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LOL!! Well, if there were too many fists and Crisco wasn’t used, he may very well need Depends now. (Sorry, that’s sorta not funny for some people, I know).

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Sheldon’s mailman offered sage advice, likley apt in this affair:

“Bitches be crazy!”

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Years ago, I was having some friends over for dinner. Did a Southern menu that included home-made biscuits. Found out I didn’t have any Crisco, so I ran to the gayborhood “DiscoKroger.” Only thing I purchased was a can of Crisco. Got to checkout and the guy behind the register asked, “Guuuuurl, where’s the party?”

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You do tend to use vivid imagery. Your writing teachers must have approved. :smile: But with the “cyber security” verbiage my guess is the guy was sending unasked-for crotch shots to some 19-year-old intern he was obsessed with.

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Maybe secret gay lover

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Most likely wiener pictures.

Now the Repubs will blame Russian hackers.

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“I am not Gay, was never Gay and will never be gay”.

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Sandack said the security issues made him re-evaluate his work-life balance.

Does this translate to hookers, or teenaged boys, I forget?

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