No window, no window, you are a window!
I’m being framed!!
Trump: “But,but, he’s can’t flip on me, I made him. So unfair !!!”
The prosecutors are going to really kick some sash now
The Trump Organization complete financial window:
At some point you’re going to see a motion trying to exclude all information gained from flipping Weisselberg, just like the manafort motion on the storage unit. I expect it will be no more successful.
This is all the fault of Mueller’s muntins.
That window is going to turn into a yuge pane for Dotard.
NO COLLUSION!..HILLARY’S EMAILS!!..MS-13!!!..RIGGED WITCH HUNT!!!
I can’t wait for the justification by the GOP that the American people already knew Trump was a corrupt businessman when they voted for him, so this all is a big nothingburger.
As is his style, PP will be railing about this.
Trump will end up being like putty in the prosecutors’ hands. Trump is surely spending a lot of time mullioning this over.
(For god’s sake, someone stop us!!)
What do they know about this love, anywayyyyyyyyyyyy…
I’m going to turn a blind eye to all these regrettable window puns and suggest another metaphor—a torpedo in the emmereffing boiler room. The one thing Trump has always fought savagely to avoid is scrutiny into his business. Being defiant on those taxes could have ended a normal candidacy, but he did it anyway, because it would be worse to let us see them. Now all his base are belong to us. He’s a guy with metastatic cancer at this point—they can prolong his presidency, but they can’t save it.
I’d like to think that if they’re offering deals to everyone and their mother, the next indictments we see will have multiple Trumps listed.
Between Cohen and Weisselberg, Trump is double hung. This will surely be a casement study in future MBA textbooks. I’d love to be on the prosecution team - I’m filled with jalousie.
Yes. They are being sill-y.
I would like to make it clear that there are no puns in this thread.
That’s true, I believe Trump said looking into his finances would cross a red line