I wonder if she got the part, the audition was pretty good.
When do the kids bloom into full orange?
Groovy
Wow, kids speaking instead of lawmakers. Who knew?
So her father wrote comments on her report card and called her when someone close to her died. Wow. Father of the year.
âMy uncle served in Vietnam and my 97-year-old great-grandfather served in World War II.â
The relatives sheâs talking about are Marla Maplesâ relatives, not Donald Trumpâs. Trump is a 4-time draft dodger, and neither his brothers nor his grandfather served in the military.
Trump is trying to appropriate his ex-wifeâs relativesâ military service to fake his patriotism.
Half sister, not step-sister, if you please. But still, Tiffany Trump? Scraping much?
Sheâs as precious as her name.
My father always asked about my familyâŚ
because my family is not his family!
Trump said that her dad was proud of her for her accomplishments, âno matter how little or small."
âLike the time I practiced open heart surgery on the pet Mynah bird.â
Sadly, thatâs still more than I would have expected of Trump. On the other hand, Tiffany is cute, so maybe Donald just wants to ask her for a date.
You bet he does. But aside from the unfortunate complications arising from her being his daughter, there are other difficulties.
âItâs a little bit difficult because of where she is,â Trump said, referring to Tiffanyâs home state of California. âWe love Tiffany. Little bit difficult because of, you know, itâs a long ways away. Even when sheâs in Pennsylvania.â
It would have been more interesting to hear her motherâs comments. That will never happen, it would cost her too much.
What? Um, UPenn is a short train ride from NYC or an even shorter flight. Daddy never sent his plane?
I think thereâs a reason we donât hear or see much about Tiffany, and itâs not because sheâs attractive. Sheâs trying really hard but she appears to have gotten more Trump than Maples.
Actually, another website just verified that Tiffany saw her father for only two weeks each year - when he invited her to Mar-a-Lago each summer for a vacation. According to close friends of Tiffany, she never saw him the rest of the year.
Her dad asks about her is the best she can say about him? That is the very least a father should do. The world has gone to hell in a hand basket.
Ivanka is right down the street ⌠if not in the same building. The Pennsylvania part was a bit of snark.
Donald: âTiffany, I am your father.â
Tiffany (Leaping from Death Star railing): âNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!â