Discussion: Tiffany Trump Assures GOPers Her Dad Is A Good One: He Asks About My Family!

I wonder if she got the part, the audition was pretty good.

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When do the kids bloom into full orange?

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Groovy

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Wow, kids speaking instead of lawmakers. Who knew?

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So her father wrote comments on her report card and called her when someone close to her died. Wow. Father of the year.

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“My uncle served in Vietnam and my 97-year-old great-grandfather served in World War II.”

The relatives she’s talking about are Marla Maples’ relatives, not Donald Trump’s. Trump is a 4-time draft dodger, and neither his brothers nor his grandfather served in the military.

Trump is trying to appropriate his ex-wife’s relatives’ military service to fake his patriotism.

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Half sister, not step-sister, if you please. But still, Tiffany Trump? Scraping much?

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She’s as precious as her name.

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My father always asked about my family…

because my family is not his family!

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Trump said that her dad was proud of her for her accomplishments, “no matter how little or small."

‘Like the time I practiced open heart surgery on the pet Mynah bird.’

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Sadly, that’s still more than I would have expected of Trump. On the other hand, Tiffany is cute, so maybe Donald just wants to ask her for a date.

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You bet he does. But aside from the unfortunate complications arising from her being his daughter, there are other difficulties.

“It’s a little bit difficult because of where she is,” Trump said, referring to Tiffany’s home state of California. “We love Tiffany. Little bit difficult because of, you know, it’s a long ways away. Even when she’s in Pennsylvania.”

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It would have been more interesting to hear her mother’s comments. That will never happen, it would cost her too much.

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What? Um, UPenn is a short train ride from NYC or an even shorter flight. Daddy never sent his plane?

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I think there’s a reason we don’t hear or see much about Tiffany, and it’s not because she’s attractive. She’s trying really hard but she appears to have gotten more Trump than Maples.

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Actually, another website just verified that Tiffany saw her father for only two weeks each year - when he invited her to Mar-a-Lago each summer for a vacation. According to close friends of Tiffany, she never saw him the rest of the year.

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Her dad asks about her is the best she can say about him? That is the very least a father should do. The world has gone to hell in a hand basket.

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Ivanka is right down the street … if not in the same building. The Pennsylvania part was a bit of snark.

Donald: “Tiffany, I am your father.”

Tiffany (Leaping from Death Star railing): “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!”

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