Discussion for article #224258
Which is more embarrassing… getting caught in a town’s giant vagina sculpture or being a town that has a giant vagina sculpture?
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Happens all the time.
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It’s a sculpture of a vulva.
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Fortunately, I’m equipped with a curb feeler that helps to prevent events such as this.
Hunh. And here I thought they were standard equipment on most models.
jw1
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There has to be an anti-abortion joke in here somewhere …
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When I was a kid we went to Luray Caverns once and… never mind
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Poor kid. First time in a vagina and he needs the fire department to get out. He’ll be scarred for life.
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“Rosebud!” – Charles Foster Kane
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I’m still not clear on how he “slipped” to get caught in there and why he couldn’t get out on his own (or with the help of whoever was taking the picture he was posing for). Not sure I believe this…
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Exactly: there, but for the grace of strategic lube, go about half of us.
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If word gets out about this fire department’s special talent, they are going to be flooded with calls from the canine population.
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It’s a Vagina Dialogue
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Probably trying to climb it by putting his feet in the wider part of the gap, then slipped and got his legs wedged into the narrower part lower down. The sculpture does look a bit hazardous for climbing.
If this is supposed to be a vagina, where are the labia?
I’ve lost count of how many times vagina has trapped me.
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This was clearly a breech…
of protocol.
(You know Bill O’Reilly will blame Beyonce for this.)
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I’d call him a dumb ass, but considering,
Awww, it’s a boy!
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I think I remember Joseph Campbell’s giving a seminar about something like this.
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What a twat!
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