Ryan? VP Joe chewed him up like extra-lean hamburger four years ago. No, the GOP should turn to THIS guy:
Clearly needs to be retitled: âSteady Bullshit These Days.â
Ryan sounds very much like heâs refusing the nomination the same way he refused the House speakership.
Donât let his Eddie Munster looks fool youâŚhe is definitely ârunningâ while pretending not to.
Wow, just wow.
âBull in a China Shopâ describes Trump. Only the word ânukeâ should be inserted for âChinaâ. I donât give a flip whether the Nominee is Cruz, Kasich, Romney (or Eddie up in here).
The Republic needs for Trump not to be in the Oval Office.
Everything else is secondary at this pointâŚmuch as I would like to snark away 
Surely in this year of the GOP outsider, anti-establisment candidate, there is no one more electable than the man who is a former VP candidate (who lost) and is currently Speaker of the House. Thatâs a no-brainer.
It looks like a campaign ad,because it IS a campaign ad.
This is Ryanâs approach. He feigned disinterest in being Romneyâs VP, and only accepted the slot because of the party begging him. He feigned disinterest in being the Speaker, and only accepted because of the party begging him (and by begging, I mean saying ânoâ to his every demand).
And now he is showing disinterest in being the Presidential nominee by putting out campaign ads. Its a pretty simple pattern to follow.
âWhat really bothers me the most about politics these days is this notion of identity politics: that weâre going to win an election by dividing people, rather than inspiring people,â Ryan says in a speech delivered to an audience of House interns.
Ryan quickly expanded on that thought by bemoaning the injustice of multiple states erecting needlessly arcane, cumbersome and possibly unconstitutional barriers to the right to vote for millions of people.
Oh, wait............âHumilityâ used to be required for presidents, didnât it? If you expressed actual interest in the job, you were unfit for it, etc? Maybe Paul is bringing âcoyâ back as a campaign tool.
Hey, Eddie!
Where is the budget?
Where is ACA reform?
Where is tax reform?
Where is immigration reform?
Where is that jobs bill?
Why would we elect you to POTUS if you canât get your own majority to do its job in the House as Speaker?
But, I must say that you wear nice ties!!!
Listen up America, donât fall for the 2014 proposed second in command to grab the POTUS platform without truly earning it! Collectively, the GoPers are staging a coup to grab the POTUS platform by any means necessary, (with the exception of winning it of course). So lets stand together and DENY them the access to do so!
âI hold in my hand detailed plans for defeating ISIS, overhauling the tax code, replacing Obamacare, balancing the Federal budget, wiping out student loan debt and reducing unemployment to 0%. Take that, Donald Trump!!!â
He hasnât taken any of that to the House floor. He has a majority and canât even pass a budgetâŚWhat a loser!
(Thanks for the picture. Notice Eddieâs swell tie!)
Nice he found something to occupy his timeâŚ
Any debater including Joe whoâs watching his trans fat intake and cholesterol levels needs to avoid this guy.
RAyn has always been a lying opportunistic punk-ass politician with a hidden agenda, no matter whatâs been known to come out of his mouth at any given moment. Anyone thinking he doesnât want to be selected by the Party establishmentarians in his own party to be their white-knight young-gun President for those power-brokering elites in DC, hasnât been paying attention. Just like he didnât want to be Speaker of the House and then âreluctantlyâ agreed to be, you can be sure he wonât turn down the âselect committeeâ on selecting his royal selectness to his partyâs top slot.
There was no need to create this dumbass commercial otherwise. I mean, come on, who does that without having some ulterior motive in mind? Did he really think the country all of sudden needed an education or a reminder on âpolitical correctnessâ from the likes of Partisan Pauly? Punk. The guy canât even get the House to pass a simple fucking budget without probably resorting to another continuing resolutionâŚand even that might not happen.
I believe you but I still donât see how it would work. Heâd get even less votes than Kasich. THEN, heâd go back to being Speaker. If being a âunityâ candidate doesnât fly with the American GOP base, how is he gonna unify the House maniacs?
He failed as a VP candidate, heâll fail as a GOP placeholder. I donât see anything in this for him other than FAIL.
I thought about Carnak, but the routine with Ed (McMahon) was a tad different.