Sorry. I adore Calvin and Hobbes too, but that ship has sailed. These things are everywhere.
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Good luck on McConnell offering ironclad personal assurances to 20 GOP Senators the President and 3 dozen other PACs will refrain from mounting primary challenges to them due to their abandonment of Trump.
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It’s 4 below. Roger is in the slam and rat fuckers are turning on each other. What a glorious morning.
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I clicked the link. Horror. Absolute horror. What terrible minds would want to equate innocent Calvin with such a monster?
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I wouldn’t have suggested this route a couple weeks ago; the calculus is changing and as more arrests stack up and more citizens scream I think rethugs are looking for least worst options, and maybe counting on Fat Nixon not being around is a wildcard in the math.
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Nope. Just incompetent.
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You are such a card!
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You must be referring to the bill the Senate passed without opposition four weeks ago?
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Cry me a fucking river of craven GOP tears, you traitorous motherfuckers. You know you are losing badly, and the rabid Trumpster base isn’t going to pull your ass out of this one, and Coulter and Limbaugh and FoxNews and the rest of them are not going to save you. All you have to do is tell Trump and McConnell that you want the fucking government open and you’ll override any veto from Fat Ass if he refuses to do it for his damned wall
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They just need to duel it out amongst themselves.
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Snakes on a plane…
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Here in Northern California, a sunny day after weeks of rain. Ain’t metaphors great?
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Good… Good… Let the hate flow through you!
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Can someone with really good software chops do a parody scene of someone being eaten alive by walkers in THE WALKING DEAD only with Republican Senator faces on them??
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So maybe fat Nixon blames the leftist radical obstructionist open border and MS-13 loving Democrats for their unwillingness to compromise and negotiate and he agrees to sign the bill.
Like Neo in The Matrix - he’s looking for an exit.
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Like they said. Because they just work frighteningly well.
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I’m glad I didn’t vote for either because I knew all this winning would be too of a burden for me.
“So who’s the mule in this scenario anyway?”
All of 'em, Katie!
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The best we can hope for from the Modern Dixiecrat GOP is some Flake-Corker-Collins like Hand Wringers. Besides, I wouldnt want any of the current crop of ideologue Bozos caucusing with the Democrats. Romney, who was Gov of an essentially Blue State might be the most likely. But none of the existing ones are pragmatic or bi partisan at all. Shit, not even Flake or Corker were ever really bi partisan.
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It’s really gonna be fun when Lindsey Graham slaps Mitch McConnell across the face with his elbow-length white evening-wear glove while screaming, “Why, you’re not even fit to clean Ashley Wilkes’ boots!”
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