I see that Kavanaugh, Kagan, and Alito are seated together on one side. Sound like a good set-up for a Devil’s Triangle, Brett, you little devil? I doubt she’s going to be into it–but then again you were never one to care too much about that whole consent thing.
Kavanaugh’s on the extreme right, which fits. Also next to the court marshal, which will come in useful when he’s dragged out of there.
Stuck between Kavanaugh and Alito?
Poor Elena Kagan. What did she ever do to deserve that kind of hell?
Dare to be nominated by a Democrat…
She may as well make the most of it and spend the day drawing pentagrams and little voodoo figures of her two neighbors.
“And repeatedly stabbing the drawn voodoo figures with the sharpened nib of a fountain pen?” he asked hopefully.
I leave it to her imagination, but I’d look favorably upon your pen nib and also my little vial of powder with “Prostate Enlargement” in fancy script on the label.
One for the short game, the other for the long.
Where does the keg go?