When one is that verklempt commerce is hard.
Probably too busy googling ānon-extradition countriesā and ānon-stop international flights near me nowā
Play in mud and you will get sloppydirty Alex.
Tsk Tsk
Sure it was āplantedā there, Alex. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE.
From what I read about him this is a shade or two above normal. Heās always been untruth teller, he and Trump have that in common. And just like Trump Jones knows how far over the lineto go to get the reaction he is looking for, but he leaves his little toe still on the line so he claim itās an act or a joke.
āYouāre trying to set me upā¦"
So Jones maintains itās all a setup? A hoax? Crisis actors in a faked conspiracy?
Irony is so ironic.
His lawyers didnāt review documents before they produced them. His. Lawyers. Didnāt. Review. Documents. Before. Producing. Them. How the hell do you not have people billing the shit out of Alex Jones to review his documents before producing them?
The only way that isnāt malpractice is if thereās a letter in the file that says āDear Alex, you told us not to review documents before producing them to save money. We reiterate that this is a really bad idea. Signed, your lawyersā in their file. And if their bills claim they did, in fact, review them, well, now that malpractice suit comes with a side of potential disbarment and criminal fraud liability.
I noticed that last part over timeāheās very savvy about leaving himself an out. That argues for acting. But Trump does similar things and yet is undeniably mentally ill. If only we could lock their asses up and study them properly. 
Iād be shocked if his āsupplementsā werenāt an amalgamation of lead and mercury. This guyās madder than a hatter.
Jones never realized that his listeners were all perverts? Thatās amazing. Who does he hang out with off air? The Duggar Family?
And what language he uses. I thought the FCC would pull your license if you said something as damning as āweinerā on air. I suppose Trump has killed all those regulations, too?
Danger to self and others. Definitely others.
I was going to post the youtube of the Asshole-and-Thief saying the āRussia Bullshitā at one of his ralliesā¦but for the life of me I just couldnāt do it to all of youā¦
āYou fucks are going to get it,ā he shouted. āYou fucking child molesters. Iāll fucking get you in the end. You fucks.ā
If you put Jones, Stone, and Michael Cohen in a jail cell together and let them get all revved up, which of them is going to be the first to break the Guinness Book of World Records for the utterance of the F-word in all its variations in a 30 minute time frame? The suspense is palpable.
Anyone else catch that the documents were provided on May 21st, they were found/reported to the FBI sometime after that (but very quickly, according to the document, so give it at most a week), his rant is only Friday evening, 14 June.
So thereās at least a couple of weeks that this has been percolating in the background, thereās clearly a lot more information to come at the hearing tomorrow.
Seems to me if the FBI had cleared him (since they mention stuff sent to infowars e-mail addresses, that something like spam or whatever unmonitored areas that were never opened that would be reasonable exoneration), they would have, and we wouldnāt be seeing this filing.
Any lawyers around?
He ābroadcastsā online.
So he must get a gazillion emails. Iām guessing he sent over everything, including spam, thinking heās fucking over the plaintiffs with the massive data dump.
Har. Jokes on him.
Disclaimer: āA Night on Ponce IPAā fueled post and IANAL.
This stuff be smoooooooth.

Jones sure was sane enough to get advertisers to pay him nicely to perform like a raving lunatic on air. The insanity plea wonāt work here. So when committing slander and pushing conspiracy theories donāt help conservatives, they always have extortion as a tool, right?
Karma is coming for Alex Jones and is going to make the fall as long as possible and the landing as hard. Who didnāt see something like this coming? Once you are on the down hill slide you should get out of the limelight and hope people forget you exist.
May the Sandy Hook families take him for every last $$ he has and then some. Destroy him. Make an example out of him.
Prison Planet TV, LLC: What the hell is Prison Planet TV? (from the filing)
I was going to make a quip about Legal Zoom but it appears that he does have in person lawyers in CT and FL.
