Discussion: The Photos Rep. Aaron Schock Doesn't Want You To See Of His Lavish New Office

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LMAO…yes Aaron, we know why you don’t want anyone to know you are a Downton fan! Seems like your time in congress will be modeled after Missy Lindsay! What a lose

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The perfect setting for one of Paul Ryan’s $300 bottles of wine.

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Adding to what seems to be a reasonable conclusion: Sense of Style - CHECK!

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He paid an interior decorator for this? Smallish detail portraits aren’t placed many feet above eye level. Placement and hanging of art is a skill interior decorators are taught early in their training. He wrote a worthless check for this job if what I see is an indication of the rest of the rooms.

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I mean, he does represent the toffee-nosed party of our hereditary ruling class (just don’t tell all those working class white guys in Peoria, etc., that keep voting for these douches)…

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Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

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I don’t get the pheasant feathers, either. A real Republican has the head of an endangered species mounted prominently on a wall above his desk.

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The Toffee-Nosed Wombat of Madagascar takes issue with your snark.

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Stuffing and mounting The Tuesday Group might be a bit over the top for adorning your walls.

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I had a coworker like that once. Fancied up his corporate office.
The kid was a typical example of the type that is born with a golden spoon in his mouth.
And a worthless employee who I am sure came to nothing.

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The “decorator” is from Peoria. The Dowager Countess took one look at this and sniffed, “My dear, the vulgarity of it all is most distressing.”

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The Photos Rep. Aaron Schock Doesn't Want You To See Of His Lavish New Office

Schocking!

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Aaron Schock comes from a long line of pheasant pluckers. It’s an homage to his ancestors.

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Snark aside, I see a new coat of paint and $100 worth of stuff from Hobby Lobby. I bet his wife signed off on it.
Are you sure he’s an R? No guns? No animal heads? No two-shots with fascists, foreign or domestic? No life-size Reagans, picture or bust?
And where are the McNaughtens?

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That’s COMMUNIST red - not GOTPer red.

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Even as a baby, it was obvious that Schock was born to the purple…a natural aristocrat…and straight out of the joke, “The Aristocrats.”

http://rs1img.memecdn.com/Aristocrat-Baby_o_90990.jpg


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inspired by "Downton Abbey

New Social Security inspired by scullery maids and 2nd Footmen…

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i thought members of congress complained about their salaries? he obviously gets paid enough to hire a tacky decorator

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Wow, this is truly heartbreaking on so many levels.

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