…Hof had a penchant for splashy billboards and stunts that included helping several women “auction” their virginity.
How special 
Seems right in line with modern GOP values though, I’ll bet Tony Perkins beat his pulpit righteously at just the thought of this.
That one is a new euphemism for me.
Note who was there when Hof died.
So a brothel owner, old porn star, Jeremy know for his large appendage, corrupt sheriff, Arpaio who ran a desert concentration camp and anti tax activist, Norquest who wants to roll back the last century and put the government in a bathtub have a party and one ends up dead…
As Columbo would say…Just one more thing…
I think Ivanka should take his place on the ballot. If not that, let her serve his tern.
Hof said he was downsizing to focus on politics, which he called “a dirty business.”
whereas trading off of societal gender inequity, desperation, and loneliness was a step up from his former work on other Republican campaigns.
So if he wins, does the GOP wheel his rotting corpse into the Capitol building and appoint him chair of the House Select Committee on Misogyny?
Campaign song is the Stones’ “Start Me Up”.
You know which lyric I’m hinting at. 
Waging a no-holds-barred campaign, Hof’s incendiary style drew fans
Hire some copy editors to fix the dangling modifiers.
Interestingly, Hof was with Joe Arpaio the night before he died.
That’d give anybody fatal complications of death by stoopid…
Somehow this article about death of a pimp seems to be the only reasonable place to talk about trump today… but…
The GOP as a whole ought to take note of this “Loyalty to his party” coming from donnie trump. If they can’t win, chuck 'em under the 1st available vehicle. And it ain’t trump’s fault.
Sad
I never thought I would get to use this cartoon twice in one day…
That’s a GOP caucus btw…
To lose an election to a dead man… just because he was a Repub… now THAT’S sad!
Unfortunately not: GOP values would be to simply take it, not to let the women be in control of how, when and under what circumstances they give it.
OK so the people who’ll be voting for the dead pimp are the same Trump voters we read about two years ago who so hotly resent being ignored and disrespected. Got it.
Nothing says family values like a dead pimp.
Shades of Dan Fielding in Night Court - “Still getting whomped by the stiff, eh, Fielding?”
ETA: Finally found the complete script online. Night Court (1984) s01e07 Episode Script | SS
Harry: How’s it going?
Dan: The cadaver’s opened up its lead.
John Ashcroft lost to a dead democrat. That’s why he was appointed attorney general as a consolation prize.