Words Fail
This is how you know they’re running out of steam. An announcement of an announcement to do the obvious.
Must be because you are in SHOCK…
no “breaking news” about Monica Lewinksy?
Drudge is slipping.
Trump is a physical and mental wreck right now. What’s he going to be like in two years?
Drump is really missing being at rallies and not having to pretend to do stuff at the WH.
The acrid stench of desperation oozes from the First Diaper.
Really, that’s how bad you’re feeling? You get to reset the news cycle once in four years with this announcement, you know. You don’t get to announce this again.
Not feeling so comfortable, hmm?
is it my imagination or is this just pathetic? I mean LBJ announcing he wouldn’t seek a second term was a big deal.
Other than those of us hoping he would be in prison, who didn’t think he’d run in 2020?
Sadly, this was probably timed so CNN and MSNBC would spend the day mocking him and the announcement rather than covering Hope Hicks’ testimony. I suspect it will work.
Well, given how much he plainly hates actually being president, I thought there was a nonzero chance he’d declare America to be Great Again and just go on the rally circuit full-time.
Actually, I think there’s still a chance he’ll do this.
The Twitter account of Water’s spokesperson is hilarious right now. Today of all day after decades of academic study they were ready to announce Water is actually Wet. But they’ve been knocked off the front pages.
Sad/
Hopefully he’ll be unemployed.
The U.S. electorate will turn the insanity dial to eleven and vote him another term. Mark it. 10 minutes spent in any grocery line or other public venue confirms it.
Doubtful. His fundraising letters basically say the world will end if Republicans don’t get out the vote. That message loses some urgency if he leaves the game.
Hopefully, a jar of ashes in Melania’s study.
Savage 
In Jail.
Do inmates have Twitter privileges?
This presupposes Donald Trump reads, or even knows about, whatever fundraising letters are being sent out in his name. If he’s really, seriously got the GOP’s back, even when the going gets tough and/or icky, that would be a lifetime first for him.