Discussion: Thad Cochran To Return To Senate On Oct. 16 Following 'Urological Issues'

Phew! Thank god he’s finally out of the hospital!!!

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Well, everybody. If you’ve been waiting for someone else to link to Donald Trump’s piss fetish, then urine luck!
(and if you think that’s gonna be the worst joke in this thread, you’ve really gotta start smoking more weed!)

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“I guess we can get rid of Obamacare now, right, fellas? But excuse me for a few minutes. I gotta piss like a racehorse!”

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If I was unable to pass a kidney stone, how could I possibly pass Graham-Cassidy?

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The pee-Resident has his own urological issues.

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Sounds like he passed a kidney stone??? “Urological issues” !!!

I guess Thad was pissed at trump after trump misdiagnosed the vote.

trump’s the guy with the “big brain” … said so himself even. Sad. Sad indeed that the guy with the big brain is math challenged:

However, even with Cochran, three Republican senators had announced their opposition to the effort, ending any chance of its passage.

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I have passed kidney stones… I can say from personal experience it ain’t no kinda fun.

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Sen. Thad Cochran (R-MS) said Thursday that he will return to the Senate on Oct. 16 following “recent treatment for urological issues.”

Chiselin’ Trump can’t wait! He loves urological issues! Especially the yellow ones.

And all this time I thought he was sucking Trump’s dick, and not the other way around.

Thanks… this was my Number 1 concern.

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Sounds like exactly the kind of karma a Republican has coming…

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Either that or prostate.

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You know those side effects they mention in the Viagra commercials? The complications from those erections lasting over four hours can be serious.

Given Cochran’s age (79) and lack of known history of kidney stones, prostate seems more likely to me.

Good luck with that! I hope your physiciañ can spare you such an adventure in future!