Discussion: Texas Proposes Alcohol Sales At Some Gun Shows

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Texas? Sounds good to me.

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Sounds like a win-win. What could go wrong??

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Drunks at a gun show - good way to eliminate some NRA members.

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Auditions for the Darwin Awards will be held in the lobby.

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LOL! But 1st you have to survive the ambushes in the parking lot.

Claymores,… anyone?

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sure…why not…alcohol affected reflexes and diminished inhibitions plus rapid fire weapons.

yeh no problem here…

geez christ " morans"…you lot have accidents at gunshow without the influence of alcohol…

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I must be a terrible person, because any time there’s a shooting at a gun show, I smile a little. It’s like if a bull gores one of those assholes running in Pamplona, I secretly enjoy it.

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“AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas could start allowing alcohol sales at gun shows provided they don’t allow live ammunition or let buyers take possession of their weapons at the events.”

I say allow all three - then chain the doors shut and let the knuckledraggers party away!

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What could possibly go wrong?

Please file this under “Thinning The Herd.”

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Yes, the guilty pleasures, like Sedutto’s ice cream. Vanilla please.

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Sedutto? Isn’t that those puzzles with the squares with the numbers in them?

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Snockered and loaded…

Oh Hell Yeah!

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…posthumously?

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Texas Proposes Alcohol Sales At Some Gun Shows

You know, cuz the hippies have their weed now, so all you redneck gun nuts can raise yer PBR’s high and drain 'em! yee-haaw!!

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You got me Charlie. On a benzo diet today. Just an old memory of a special NYC ice cream. Some people remember it. Don’t know why it came into my consciousness. Chopra’s synaptic kinda randomness. Must have scared off Manhattan123. Was thinking it was Molly. .

2nd amendment! I don’t see why this is even an issue! We should be allowed to buy and drink all the beer and wine and booze we want, as well as live ammo and functioning guns! Doesn’t the Texas ABC read the constitution! IT’S RIGHT THERE IN THE CONSTITUTION!

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BRILLIANT! With luck, all the gun nuts will get drunk and shoot each other. I just wish they’d thought of it sooner.

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Guns, beer, a room full of rednecks? What could possibly go wrong?

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Somebody here was having a fun little competition about which state would win the most gun deaths this year. I would like to put my whole years salary down for TEXASS coming in #1.
Sorry, I called it first. lol lol

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