Discussion for article #244996
He suddenly realized his shoes were made in Pakistan and realizing (with the help of anti-Muslim indoctrination) they might be part of an ISIS âsleeper cellâ so, being a patriot with a gun, he took action.
Where was the Good Jesus with a gun when we needed him?
Iâm sorry that he got hurt, but does he see the error of his ways?
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
Why donât they just have a special âtake your gun to church dayâ for all these fools, then the âturn the other cheekâ christians know when to stay home.
And the Catholic diocese in the state is putting up signs noting that its churches have banned weapons.
As usual, the Papists canât understand FREEDUMB. See, the Baptists knows whatâs what.
âThe Prophet,â George Carlin, peace be upon him, for told of days like this.
Pass the Lord and praise the ammunition!
Iâll wager that we will be able to show statistically that more white Baptist males accidentally shoot themselves while in church than any other denomination. I was going to say âaccidentally dischargeâ but that is another statistic entirely.
Only one Catholic diocese for the whole state?
The man accidentally discharged his pistol in the Davis Street Baptist Churchâs family life center
How ironic.
Has anybody noted that the guy in the imageâs pistol is cocked 'n ready to fire??
Watch out Mr. Trump. He has the potential to knock you out of this race.
Better than shooting himself in the eye, I suppose, despite the Biblical injunction about entering Heaven.
If itâs not cocked and locked whatâs the sense in carrying it?
Everythingâs bigger in Texas.
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DumDeDum DumDeDumDumDum
Well, it was his shootinâ irony.
God bless his little heart!