Discussion: Texas Man Accidentally Shoots Foot In Church

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He suddenly realized his shoes were made in Pakistan and realizing (with the help of anti-Muslim indoctrination) they might be part of an ISIS “sleeper cell” so, being a patriot with a gun, he took action.

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Where was the Good Jesus with a gun when we needed him?

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I’m sorry that he got hurt, but does he see the error of his ways?

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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

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Why don’t they just have a special ‘take your gun to church day’ for all these fools, then the ‘turn the other cheek’ christians know when to stay home.

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And the Catholic diocese in the state is putting up signs noting that its churches have banned weapons.

As usual, the Papists can’t understand FREEDUMB. See, the Baptists knows what’s what.

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“The Prophet,” George Carlin, peace be upon him, for told of days like this.

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Pass the Lord and praise the ammunition!

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I’ll wager that we will be able to show statistically that more white Baptist males accidentally shoot themselves while in church than any other denomination. I was going to say “accidentally discharge” but that is another statistic entirely.

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Only one Catholic diocese for the whole state?

The man accidentally discharged his pistol in the Davis Street Baptist Church’s family life center

How ironic.

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Has anybody noted that the guy in the image’s pistol is cocked 'n ready to fire??

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Watch out Mr. Trump. He has the potential to knock you out of this race.

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Better than shooting himself in the eye, I suppose, despite the Biblical injunction about entering Heaven.

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If it’s not cocked and locked what’s the sense in carrying it?

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Everything’s bigger in Texas.

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Cue the Dragnet themes song-----
DumDeDum DumDeDumDumDum

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Well, it was his shootin’ irony.

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God bless his little heart!

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