Discussion: Texas Guv Removes 'Bill Of Rights' Nativity Scene From State Capitol

Abbott is really asking for it, isn’t he? I am soooo looking forward to the creative nativity scenes that my fellow Americans will come up with. It doesn’t exist yet, but could someone please start a hashtag, #mockthenativity?

And remember, only one mocking day until Christmas!

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Except that they didn’t worship Jesus either, you addlepated twit.

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Do you think anyone’s reminded the governor yet that today is Festivus?

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I love the nativity. Of course it is comforting to picture Batman standing guard (literally) over baby Jesus. No, the nativity is brilliant, the absence, virtually, of women notwithstanding. Now the second, let me say that Mary Shelley didn’t go that far and thank god for it, too.

Karma:
When Abbott rolls up to the Pearly Gate and St Peter tells him “No Wheelchairs Allowed, Your on your own!”

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I love the guy out in front who looks like he’s banging on a yellow five-gallon drum with a big and meaty arm. He’s some very strange little drummer boy? But I like it all, really. As a whole it is just great. In my humble opinion.

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I’d love to see this on a Texas billboard!
Explore Chris Goff

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Dr. Peter Venkman!

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Oh, it’s accuracy he wants. Well, in that case, take down all nativity scenes as we have no proof they occurred as generally conceived. Heck, we don’t even know if Christ was born on December 25. Maybe we should just cancel Christmas?

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That shouldn’t be hard to figure out. Just apply the 2-part test:

  1. A moron?
  2. Governor of Texas?

Two “yes” answers means he’s itching to run.

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Put a flight suit and harness over those big, meaty balls and you’d have half the GOP swooning over FSM

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Your Jesus manger purposefully mocks my sincere belief in reality, but I guess that’s okay.

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Nobody ever tells you the fact that BEFORE they placed little Jesus in the manger, His dad accidently got just a tiny little bit of cow poop on him — Hence the term " Holy Sh^t " ! —

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Two more days to find that out

promotes ignorance and falsehood

And he is not talking about the nativity scene that celebrates a “virgin” birth?

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Hmmm.

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Yeah, he’s mocking the Bill of Rights!

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Given his opposition to the ADA and the UN Convention on Disabilities it would be pure karma for him to be blocked from the pearly gates.

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The governor added that the exhibit “does not educate” and instead “promotes ignorance and falsehood as it suggests that George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson worshiped the Bill of Rights in the place of Jesus,”

… i take it that Gov. AbbotnCostello was not one for the book learnin’…

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