Scalding yourself (an inept attempt at self-immolation?) to get out of going to the convention in Cleveland isnât the smartest move. Of course, nobody ever accused Abbott of being smart. Still, youâve got to admire his dedication.
Spokesman Matt Hirsch said Abbott was with his family in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, on Thursday when he was scalded in an accident involving hot water. He declined to provide further details.âŚwhile they prepare the lawsuit against the stove or pan manufacturer.
Wow, theyâll do anything to get out of the convention.
Well, I hate to give Abbott credit for anything, but the fact that he didnât say anything about this earlier does show at least minimal political instincts. Drumpf wouldâve been 'Yes, people are being shot, but I got hurt while I was in another state!"
How convenient.
Fortunately the extent of the kettlesâs damages were constrained by personal injury tort reform.
Either faking or an alcohol related incident?
Itâs good to see that the decency of posts is so much above that of conservative sites. We donât throw around racist comments, just mock people who have suffered serious injuries.
His first words to us were, âIâve got to come back,â"
TX-Gov: I have to pass new laws to take guns out of hands of The Blacks.
I have fallen and I canât go to Trumpâs convention.
This sure beats all of the âDog ate my homeworkâ excuses other GOPers have given to miss the convention.
Yikes! Burns are no joke.
I pretty much despise everything this governor stands for, but I donât wish terrible burns on anyone. Hereâs hoping that he fully recovers, and in the process learns some humanity, somehow.
Learning humanity will happen in his next life, not this one.
Jade Helm v2.0
My guess, got drunk and burned himself in a hot tub.
Alex Jones has discovered, in an exclusive undercover investigation, that a âBlack Opsâ strike, codename Jade Helm Redux, run right out of the White House basement was carried out against Abbott. It was organized by someone codenamed âBamzâ and personally carried out by super assassin âKilleryâ. More to come on FOX: âFairly Imbalanced: We distort. You abide.â
More good times in âThe Loon Star State.â
Iâm more inclined to think he spilled bourbon all over himself and hot ash from his cigar set him on fire.
Now thatâs commitment!
This is definitely a new one. Abbot burns Texans with his heated rhetoric and is fool enough to be burnt by the Trump. So claiming that heâs burnt is only apt.
Seriously, he knows that classless Trump wouldâve mocked him as his pet âhandicapâ
guy or made some idiotic remark.
Itâs sort of nice to see that even the top notch wing nuts recognize how wrong Trump is, even if they have to cook up a silly lie about it.