Discussion: Texas GOPer: 'Mary And Jesus Didn't Have Suicide Bomb Vests Strapped On'

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“Mary and Jesus didn’t have suicide bomb vests strapped on them, and these folks do. You can see it in technicolor in Paris.”

NONE OF THE PARIS ATTACKERS WERE SYRIAN REFUGEES YOU FCKING DUMBASS BIGOT HATEFUL GGSHSDAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!

OK, well, glad that’s out of my system.

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The didn’t have the rack, the Iron Maiden or the Ducking Stool strapped to them, either. That was the kooks who thought they were doing what their son wanted.

Today, you’d call 'em your base.

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But King Herod reacted the same way to Jesus as Babin is reacting to Syrian refugees.

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“
these (refugee) folks do (have suicide vests on).”

No, idiot Texas GOPer. If the refugees wanted to be dead they would be staying where the beheaders and summary executioners are
 in Syria. This is why we call them “refugees”. So stop conflating the refugees with terrorists. This is the first step in your recovery from identifying-your-friends-as-enemies syndrome.

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48 democrats voted in league with this idiot asshole.

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Not quite. They weren’t asking Herod to grant them refuge from some other persecutor. They were fleeing from him.

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Yeah, its a clichĂ©, but seriously, Haters are gonna’ hate.

Mary and the Jebus never went to Egypt either. That’s another myth from the Buy-Bull.

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Because comparing fairy tales to actual things makes a ton of sense.

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What is it about being from Texas that makes understanding parables so difficult? Oh, wait, I answered my own question.

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Isn’t a very pregnant immigrant about as dangerous in the eyes of the Texas GOP?

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That’s too complicated for his Texan reptilian brain to understand.

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And they had dark skin, and looked like
you know.

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In the Jesus story he and his mother were far more dangerous to the powers that be than a suicide bomber. Hence the whole public torture execution thing.

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Mary and Jesus didn’t have suicide bomb vests strapped on them

I hate it when people profane the holidays


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Sure they did. Their massive bomb was creating The Church Of The Unrepentant Pedophile and it’s made a hell of a mess of the planet and caused the death of untold millions.

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Your point being?

Texas GOPer: ‘Mary And Jesus Didn’t Have Suicide Bomb Vests Strapped On’
Neither do the Syrian refugees ya dolt!
Your fear mongering is most distasteful and seriously ugly
edit
This GOPer hasn’t read his Bible very carefully. Herrod was so fearful of baby Jesus he killed everyone in Bethlehem under 2 years old out of fear for his crown.

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Mary and Jesus didn’t open carry either.

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