Discussion for article #233149
Will anyone ask him which version? There are at least 30 that are translated into English.
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Attention whoring; nothing more, nothing less.
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It will be the King Douche version.
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I suggest that they make the “I’m going to hell because I worship a book and not Jesus” version of the Bible the official book.
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I suggest that they make the “I’m going to hell because I worship a book and not Jesus” version of the Bible the official book.
The idea of a book, to be specific. So few have ever read it in detail.
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The Reader’s Digest version?
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My personal favorite is “The Tao of Pooh.” I will forever be in your debt, Cheryl, for giving me that wonderful little book for my birthday all those years ago. Wherever you are, I truly hope you are well and happy.
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Will the Democrats propose a counter-bill to make the Tennessee Unemployment Figures the official state book?
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Members of Congress and state legislators should be prevented from taking office if they cannot pass an 8th grade civics exam.
Sheesh
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I think a good one would be “The Joy of Gay Sex.” And it is not a religious book – a win-win for all of us.
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Howzabout making the dictionary the official state book?
It should pick up y’all’s ACT test scores … second to last on the ACT test? Really?
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I would offer Jacob Bronowski’s “The Ascent of Man”. it’s got a lotta pictures in it. The various members could say. Gee, lookit at the pictures!! Quick, turn the page!!..ooooh pretty picture…"
My hope for our species is dwindling.
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For Arizona’s State Book: “Kangaroo Rats, Arizona’s Rising Intelligentsia”
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Or perhaps “Heads in the Desert” by Jan Brewer.
You do realize Ralph, that our esteemed Arizona legislature made the Colt “Peacemaker” the state pistol 2 weeks after Gabby Giffords was shot.
God, I need a drink…
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Hey how come the Tennessee Bible wears old man short?
Do YOU see any shorts? It sure looks hot there.
All I see is the blasphemy of bad captions.
Also introduced a bill to make Jesus the official State communion flavor beating out Krishna and banana…
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Christian Porn. It is hard to define but I know when I see it.
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I picked the wrong week to quit peyote.
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“no preference shall ever be given, by law, to any religious establishment or mode of worship.”
…2, 3, 4…8, 9…14, 15, 16. Y’know, I was going to ask which word in that passage of the TN Constitution this guy doesn’t understand, but I’m going to go ahead and say all 16 of them.
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