Discussion: Ted Cruz:

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Love It! Two brain-dead and insufferable fools baiting each other!

Know what Ted and Mitt at the bottom of the sea are? \

A good start…bahahhahah

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“Romney is 47% awful. Hey, what’s that phone doing there?”

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Cruz: Why cant Romney be Honorable, Experienced (as in the book) and Unelectable? Conservatives have high standards. Trump, on the other hand is just Unelectable.

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privately described

Secrets and miracles, Ted. It’s like OnTop magazine just reported…

(Pat) Robertson said that his network once profiled an “absolutely gorgeous” woman who “was a man” until “the Lord touched him, changed him and now he is married and has some children and has a very happy life.”

If God can cut someone’s nuts off, Ted, why not you?

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Where is the “trashing” that I was promised by the article’s title?

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The trash is named Ted Cruz. The recycling is named Mitt Romney…and the compost is called the GOP.

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I thought those two elections were referendums about Big Government and shutting down Big Government. All illegal aliens.

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Who will be the first GOPer to be recorded calling Jindal a “macaca”?

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“Ted Cruz Trashes <Insert Name of Fellow Republican Here>….”

Rinse. Repeat.

(That, and government shutdowns, are pretty much all he’s got.)

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Well, there’s always this:

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I just LOVE LOVE LOVE how 17 Republican candidates are speaking ill of all 16 other cadidates a year and a quarter away from the election. Republicans also speak ill of certain groups of voters. They are doing a terrific job of electing Hillary or Bernie.

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I have to admit Cruz makes a pretty valid criticism of Romney as a candidate there. But in one of life’s little ironies, it’s being made by the one person out of 7 billion who can make Romney seem sympathetic in comparison by being an even more outrageous example of a cartoonishly sneering elitist.

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Cruz only proves that Republican voters are idiots.

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You are hereby awarded The Internet for this Friday!

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…an intended consequence…

But how stupid is too stupid?
Have the NeoCons gone a stupid too far?

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It doesnt really matter though. At the end, they will all support the eventual nominee and will make Hillary as America’s enemy. All republican voters will follow.

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TED CRuz Once AGAIN PRoves THAT HE is HEad OF the PAck. THE nearlY 14 RINOs aHEAd of HIM are ALL deMONRat PLANts to SUBvert THE TSUNAMi of wILL OF the AmericaN pEOPLE wHO hatE PerenniAL loser OBAMAzerOTWOterms AND HIS FAILEd, JOB-KILLING expERIMEnt in HEalTHCare SOCIALISTic UTOPIARY, HIS TERRORIstIC FUNDING OF PURVeYORs OF TERRor LIKE the AYATOLLY, and OHBUmmer’s DICTAtorY Power GRAB TO PLANT email FELON HItlarY AS his hand-PICKEd SUCCessor TO GAY maRRY US ALL. I WEEP for an AMErica I NO LONger REcogNIZE!!!1!!!one!!1!!!

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…and PaulieRyan still regrets his Mitt-stake…

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Why is Ted trashing Romney?

He’s just calling the GOP primary voters idiots for selecting Romney.

What’s most remarkable is Ted admitting what democrats said all along, namely,

ObamaCare=RomneyCare

and yet, not one republican voted for ObamaCare, but they all voted for Romney.

That merely punctuates the stupidity of republicans in general.

Why blame Romney?

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