Discussion: Ted Cruz Praises 'Warrior And Patriot' GOP Mega-Donor In Time Profile

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Carnival Cruz is freaking out over his low poll numbers. Time for a major suck-up, right?

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Poor Rafael - nobody likes him. hahahahahahahaha

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“And she has helped fund upstart campaigns and underdog candidates…”

Aunt Edna: “Why don’t you just ask Clark for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can’t take a hint!”

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Warrior? WARRIOR?!?! That should piss off some veterans.

Rebekah was born on third base and thinks she hit a triple, of course Cruz loves money and power above all things so he is sticking his nose as far up her ass as he can to get back in her (and her money’s) good graces.

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Alas for Cruz, he’s migrated from TrusTED to BusTED and WasTED.

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She still has a life of comfort and ease. Since she doesn’t have to work, she can spend her time making everybody else’s life miserable. And if she gets richer through tax cuts, she will have “earned” her way.

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Time for a Vacation…

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Ted Cruz would screw a snake if he thought it would advance his political career. He is the slimiest politician in the country and so transparent as well.

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But would the snake realize what happened? Doubtful…

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What the hell would a 21st century republican know about patriotism?
Not one god damned thing.
They are dismantling our nation and recreating it in the image of their donor masters.
They will all be punished.

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You read my mind…!

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It’s against everything I believe in to ever encourage suicide, but if you lose Texas, Ted…

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If Trump dumps Bannon, “Bekah” may become a free agent and nobody, but nobody, does obsequious better than Ted Cruz.

Plus he may have a tough reelection for Senate coming up. Needs all the cash he can get.

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Every time I see something about Bekah, I think of an up-talking millennial announcing “My name is BekAH? And I’ll be your waitress?”

It’s always a pleasure to get a look at the most punchable face in the Senate.

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Vomit inducement: A specialty of the junior senator from Texas.

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He needs money. He probably has boilerplate letters so all he has to do is put another inherited money, privileged name on it. A political whore of the top tier! Its Texas though. If they can elect some beholden to special interest “do what I say” candidate they will.

Yeah except for the fact that right now in polls, Ted loses to the Democrat, Castro.

Trump’s numbers are under water in Texas, too.

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Shorter Carnival Cruz, "I am out of money Becky, please send me 5 million fast. That Democrat Joaquin Castro might beat me. He is Hispanic don’t you know. We don’t want anybody but pure white Republican senators from Texas.

"Send me a few million, please, please, pretty please. "

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