Discussion: Ted Cruz Makes Disgusting Bacon Using Machine Gun (VIDEO)

system1 · August 3, 2015, 4:29pm

Discussion for article #239013

teenlaqueefa · August 3, 2015, 4:48pm

He’s Trumping again.

austin_dave · August 3, 2015, 4:48pm

Well, nice going, Ted. You just lost the pacifist, vegetarian, animal rights, Muslim, and orthodox Jewish votes.

theghostofeustacetilley · August 3, 2015, 4:54pm

As IF LIBtards WEre GOING TO VOte for CRuz…

whatithink · August 3, 2015, 4:57pm

This is what desperation looks like.

estamm · August 3, 2015, 4:58pm

An expensive way to cook bacon. Gotta cost at least $5 a magazine.

riverstreet · August 3, 2015, 5:00pm

Senator Cruz - President of the Over Compensation for Men Club, Texas Chapter.

austin_dave · August 3, 2015, 5:01pm

The best way to eat bacon in Texas is in the charro beans at Rosario’s in San Antonio. They are some of the best food on planet Earth. I order two bowls and a pile of tortillas and I’m in heaven. Not only are they delicious, no one comes near me for days. Bliss.

sniffit · August 3, 2015, 5:01pm

I cannot countenance such disrespect for bacon.

dickweed · August 3, 2015, 5:07pm

It’s amazing what some guys will do to compensate for a small dick!

That said

Spoiler: It’s disgusting.

Are you kidding, it taste just as good as regular cooked bacon but fewer calories since a lot of the fat drips off.

Don’t ask me how I know, I’m a big dick…er, I mean, I have a big one!

bckrd1 · August 3, 2015, 5:15pm

I am sure if makes it the WH the world will be impressed with how Presidential he is. Just this video alone has convinced me.

bckrd1 · August 3, 2015, 5:16pm

“As IF LIBtards WEre GOING TO VOte for CRuz…”

Sounds like they are smarter than you are though.

dr_coyote · August 3, 2015, 5:16pm

At this point, he and Randy are in competition to see who gets the worse financial offer for a post-Congress reality show.

mantan · August 3, 2015, 5:17pm

What’s next, painting his dick orange?

afisher · August 3, 2015, 5:20pm

He must have hit at least one Armadillo. ( for those who missed it, there have been 2 instances where the really smart gun-lovers in TX have been out shooting at Armadillos, the bullets rickocheted back to the shooters. Dumb is Dumb. This bs. is disgusting.

henk · August 3, 2015, 5:24pm

What a freak.

And it looks like he didn’t fire all the magazines (that’d be clips, before the politically correct gun nuts got involved) himself. I suspect he couldn’t handle the recoil.

marby · August 3, 2015, 5:26pm

Well, the instances of non-presidential behavior exhibited by Republican candidates is really escalating: Paul chainsaws tax paper, Christie says that he would “punch the teachers’ union in the face” and Cruz cooks with a machine gun. What parent (politics aside) wouldn’t want to hold up these gentlemen as role models of admirable conduct???

ralph_vonholst · August 3, 2015, 5:27pm

I’d be way more impressed if he had cut down a tree with a herring.

theghostofeustacetilley · August 3, 2015, 5:27pm

LOOser. GET beNT.

doremus_jessup · August 3, 2015, 5:29pm

Setting the hook.