Ted Cruz limp after Third Place Finish In New York Primary. Seen heading to pharmacy for Viagra refill.
fixed it for ya
He should have won. Damn New York values …
Carnival Cruz better get used to limping because the states immediately coming up do not favor him at all.
Life can be fair.
Sometimes bad things happen to bad people.
Looks like Clinton vs. Trump. Get ready for a lot of attacks on women from the Trump side in the coming months. Of course it would be insane for him to do that now, but I really doubt he can resist. The only mystery remaining will be who they will choose for the running mates. Who would ever wish to hitch their wagon to Trump train?
I for one will be delighted to say President Clinton come January 2017.
Here’s a newsletter Cruz sent out to his followers hoping they’d give him some money!
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I feel for him! He just has no personal time anymore! Oh the sacrifice. Oh the horror!
Good for UntrusTed! He got really smug with the New York Values smear, and it bit him in the butt. He’s not sacrificing for the American people, he’s banking on winning the presidency, so he can save the pity party for people who care.
I’m hoping Trump chooses William E. Miller, just to complete the “those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it” adage.
The drubbing really could be that bad. I hope.
Pro tip : If you want to run for president, don’t insult an entire state before their primary.
I’m hoping for Wile E. Coyote
Jesus H Tapdancing Christ, Donald Trump is going to be the actual, real live nominee of the GOP in 2016.
The bad news about Cruz finishing third is that Kasich finished second … which means Ohio media will gargle on about how he could take the White House till Memorial Day.
Oh, @publishermike, I got yer Lord and Savioir right here onna cracker…
I am hoping Sarah Palin, feisty Trump is a much better match than dull McCain…
Well, mostly live. That thing on his head has been dead for ages.
If Cruz wrests the nomination away from Trump we can all breathe a sigh of relief. How the hell he sees a path to the Presidency when the only states he can win speak Bubba is a puzzle.
Mitch McConnell, the Kochtopuses, the corporate kleptocrat vampire squid and the NeverTrump campaign should have spent more money in New York than they did in Wisconsin to deny Donald Trump the nomination. C-Section Born Lyin’ Ted is done. He should step aside and catch some R&R with his hooker friends to avoid humiliation.
Who cares? everyone of the GOP candidates wants to go to war in the ME for oil, blow 8 to 10 TRILLION dollar holes in the economy with tax breaks, deregulation and corporate welfare…and cut the benefits to wage earners and the working poor.
Fuck um.
And this would differ from the general direction of the nation over the last 35 years regardless the party in power…how?
Let our position be absolutely clear: An attempt by any outside force to gain control of the Persian Gulf region will be regarded as an assault on the vital interests of the United States of America, and such an assault will be repelled by any means necessary, including military force.
—Jimmy Carter, state of the union address, Jan. 23, 1980