“When conservatives are united, we are far more effective.”
Just imagine how much more effective you could be if you were sane, logical and humanistic. But then you’d be Democrats.
So basically he’s going to spend the next two years raising more money?
"I will continue fighting for jobs, freedom, and security in the Senate for 27 million Texans and all Americans across this great country. "
Well Theodore you got about 1,230,000 votes in your home state primary, a whopping 43%/
Oh WAIT!!!
That means 57% of Republicans in your home state voted against you!
Imagine that…
I think it’s bye bye for little teddie…we hardly knew ye. Thank dog for that!
Perhaps there is a county position out in Muleshoe you’d be a good fit for.
Ted Cruz Is Planning To Stick Around The Senate For A While
Just what those GOP bastards in the Senate deserve.
Where else is he gonna go? Even his kids won’t have him…
The biggest lie Trump ever told is that this clown has an incredible future
Oh, good. We wouldn’t have it any other way. Just seeing your cartoon head is a powerful reminder. Donny wants you for VP though. Why else would he flatter you after he beat you.
It is absolutely amazing how unbelievable this has become.
If a fart had a human face, it would look like Ted Cruz. (Of course he will stick around for a while – ahem.)
No, Senator - seriously, you need a break. Take some time off. Your allies can continue the fight to return this country to the '50s - the 1850s.
More great, historic and pompous Green Eggs and Ham Speeches please.
Ted’s Green Eggs and Ham speech ranks among the greatest American political speech. Right there with The Gettysburg Address, the Ask-Not-What-You Can Do For Your Country, I Have a Dream, Mission Accomplished etc.
Ted can now spend more time with his hookers, give Heidi elbow bumps to the face and keep pushing Carly off the dais.