Discussion: Ted Cruz: 'I Don't Want Trump To Be The Nominee' But Will Support Him If He Is

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I love it when Cruz tells reporters that “does what he says he’s going to do.” It’s like an abusive boyfriend who says “Baby, I promise I’ll never hit you again.”

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Cheney: This is not logical on Cruz’s part. Trump will be the president if he shot and killed someone. I shot someone while I was VP. If I had killed him, I would have been next POTUS.

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Question for Ted: If Trump slept with your wife, would you…?"

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Ted, a quick follow up: Did you mean shoot someone or kill someone? If Trump shoots someone and the person lives, that would still be OK, wouldn’t it?

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Cruz, Carson, Kasich, Romney, Rubio, a dash of Cokie and of course lots of Trump. First person to tell me what’s missing here wins a feathered boa from my collection

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And yet, he’s not a sure thing to even clear the not showing anyone bar. Making America Grate Again.

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We’re scraping the very bottom of the American barrel here.

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Daddy swore an oaf …

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Benghazi? HRC emails? Anything Obama? Chocolate?

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So not shooting someone is now the litmus test?

(Note: I guess this counts out Cheney ever getting his endorsement if he runs for office again)

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But Cruz will still support and campaign for Trump if he doesn’t actually, you know, murder somebody. A paragon of courage, this guy. I reserve my limited supply of hate for special occasions. Cruz always manages to make himself a special occasion.

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Can the bar get any lower?
"As long as he doesn’t MURDER SOMEONE IN PUBLIC I will “support” him (but if he were to murder, say, a “Communist” or a “Ni(CLANG!)”, well, then, that “THUG” deserved it, so no harm, no foul.)
Hitler really admired Mussolini too, so I expected nothing less from Ted Cruz.
As they say; “History does not repeat itself, but it frequently Rhymes.”

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Heidi isn’t really a foreign sounding name anymore

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You’re on D right track. :grinning:

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What’s missing? Sanity, with a side of reality.

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Jan Brady: “Bernie,Bernie,Bernie”

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… "“the baby daddy, I know it’s him…”

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Hmmm … Could Ted’s statement be evidence that he knows something we don’t? Such as the possibility that the Drumpf is packin’ heat?

Everybody start looking for a bulge in his pants …

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mention of the democratic race?