Discussion: Ted Cruz Has Wanted To Take Over The World Since The 80s (VIDEO)

system1 · January 25, 2016, 2:22pm

Discussion for article #245039

imkmu3 · January 25, 2016, 2:40pm

So what’s changed?

imkmu3 · January 25, 2016, 2:43pm

Wait…he was in HS in the 80s? Ted, you’ve certainly not aged well. Dreams of world domination and years of wanking off to low budget titty films will do that to you though.

ralph_vonholst · January 25, 2016, 2:52pm

by saying he wanted to “be in a teen tit film like that guy who played Horatio” in a film called “Malibu Bikini Beach Shop.”

Hmmm. I would have cast him as Eric Von Zipper.

danf · January 25, 2016, 2:56pm

Most of us could be smart-assed little dicks showing off for the camera when we were eighteen. Unlike Ted, most of us grew out of it.

seedfreak · January 25, 2016, 2:56pm

Home movies are so much fun!

benthere · January 25, 2016, 3:02pm

This is Cruz’s “47%” video. LOL!!! Go back to Canada, you loser!!!

kwoodgr · January 25, 2016, 3:11pm

Canada is well rid of him.

tflick · January 25, 2016, 3:11pm

Come on now. I dislike Ted Cruz just as much as the next rational gal, but are we really holding him accountable for some stupid thing he said when he was 18 years old? Who among us didn’t say something stupid when we were teenagers?

smarish · January 25, 2016, 3:14pm

Only problem is, he hasn’t grown out of it.

alliebean · January 25, 2016, 3:21pm

When’s he going to shave his head and get a bald cat?

benthere · January 25, 2016, 3:23pm

True, but Cruz is basically saying the same stupid things in his own self-righteous way. Stupid then, stupid, and more dangerous, now.

antisachetdethe · January 25, 2016, 3:23pm

More embarrassing is that shirt. In 1988, Sakowitz was still open. No excuses.

ajaykalra · January 25, 2016, 3:24pm

Cruz: I was Donald Trump when I was a teenager and still am.

brucea · January 25, 2016, 3:26pm

Ha! Called that one. From a comment I left on a different post: “The only person in Ted Cruz’ universe is Ted Cruz. Anyone else is just a tool for his personal ambition. (President? More like World Dictator, I think.)”

emilianoelmexicano · January 25, 2016, 3:29pm

[18-Year-Old Ted Cruz Says His Goal Is ‘World Domination’ (VIDEO)]

I find Cruz fascinating in one respect. Most people not born to royalty or tremendous wealth find that, overall, positive interactions with others is not bad thing to pursue.

Cruz does not adhere to that.

originalbob · January 25, 2016, 3:31pm

I am not at all surprised that, while still a teenager, he already had a fully developed face that should be slapped.

clauscph · January 25, 2016, 3:33pm

Being a teenage boy, Cruz responded with, “Aspirations? Is that like sweat on my butt?”

LOL

josephebacon · January 25, 2016, 3:34pm

So he wanted to be a Bond villain…

gusfabriani · January 25, 2016, 3:46pm

Holy crap! I also attended Second Baptist school in Houston (years before Cruz) and can attest to the fact that it’s a mad house filled with religious extremists in the faculty, student body and administration. SBS is the sickening creation of Ed Young, Sr.; an evangelical maniac whose son also chose the con game called religion. Ed Young, Jr. runs his con out of Irving, TX at the Fellowship Church. It has other locations but each is a hotbed of extremism and ignorance. It took years for me to recover from the SBS brainwashing back in the 60s. Cruz is a loon and would have fit perfectly into the insane culture at SBS. His “world domination” comment is right in line with how these deranged, self-righteous megalomaniacs view their world. It’s truly frightening and is a glimpse into the crazed world we’d live in if Cruz ever becomes POTUS.