Discussion: Ted Cruz Floats Former Reagan Staffer As Next Speaker

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OK then Cruz… how about LIMBAUGH for Speaker?
I mean so we can all see how really screwed up the GOP is.

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Unclear whether this is another of Ted’s always-sidesplitting “jokes,” but do these guys not realize that when they propose that someone not in Congress be made Speaker, it’s really disparaging to their own side?

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Deez Nuts may be available…

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Only if they keep the helium balloons away from him.

All Cruz’ minions think is that it’s “Anti-guvmint, anti-black man in the White House, and anti-Democrat”.

I could not fathom how The Cubanadian could ever come across any more ludicrous
than reading Green Eggs & Ham on the Seante floor.

Touché Ted!

jw1

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Three choices for Speaker:

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It’s official. A Giant Sucking Sound as the GOP swirls down the crapper.

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I nominate Foghorn Leghorn. All the bombastic rhetoric and a propensity to call others “son” while letting the little guy take all the hits.

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Ted, suck my caucus!

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I see your Mark Levin and raise you a Ted Nugent. It’s fun! Anyone can play!

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That would be the Mark Levin who asserted that Obama caused the gov’t shutdown in order to spark some sort of coup. He’s basically Glenn Beck with less hair.

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So Ted is trying to prove there are people who are more repulsive than he is.

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I’m torn between Daffy

Or Bugs
Or Mickey
Or Donald
Or Goofy
Or Minnie
Or Scrooge
Or…

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Yeah…but dude…

…the squirrel threw the nut right back at the Nut and pinged him in the head!

Its really sad when the joke distractions they are offering up are also say “Thanks, but NO!!!”

Seriously deficient in words, ideas, and actions. That’s Carnival Cruz in a nutshell.

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I take it Ted Cruz doesn’t want Paul Ryan…

Nah, screw Levin. How badly do I want Sarah Palin to be Word Salad Speaker of the House?

Really, really bad.

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