Yes, but he’s a particularly focused and determined little chappie, so one would THINK it’s at least possible he set up a full laboratory with production facilities and a collection of animals and lots and lots of test tubes, petri dishes, fungal plates, temperature controlled areas …
I mean, one senator’s “experimented” could mean ‘shared a doobie passed around the table one night’ or it could mean something entirely different. Why not form up a special committee led by some Congressional rep from one of the Carolinas, just to be sure?
that explains it. ted cruz tried pot as a teenager, over-dosed, and died. he was then re-animated and now exists as a zombie. you know, at times, he almost looks human. of course, then he talks…
He strayed from his Daddy’s flock and as a result…the devil made him do it. We’ve all been there…NOT.
This pompous asshole is just checking the boxes at this point. Besides, he hopes to never have to revisit the issue once he’s made his statement. Now that vaccinations and drug use are out of the way…
Next question I assume will be, “Did you ever have pre-marital sex, or did you ever shoplift as a kid?”
